Back from Gotham, that place gets more lost every time I see it.
Here I am. Back in New York City. Why?
I just have this small urge inside that makes me want to change and build on my career. So I am basically attempting another shot at a getting a Corporate position. For Dunder Mifflin Paper. Why? Because I am Jim. And the other part of me also likes to keep it the same.
... And by the looks of this place, why wouldn't I be surprised that Michael has been here?
My, Hearst College how you have changed..
Though, I don't remember you being so large and well-kempt. Someone's been paying the help extra, I see.
Alright, let's cut the crap, kiddies: Where am I, how did I get here, and why do I have the sudden urge to throw the Twilight Zone theme onto the contents of my iPod?