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Oh Captain, my Captain, and you band of little friends. There is something for you on my doorstep. Try not to make a noise when you’re picking it up, me and the missus are trying to watch TV.

Okay. Why the hell am I in New York? I have a meet tomorrow.

Someone better talk or they'll be eating their lunch through a straw.

Why the fuck am I always the one that gets stuck with the assholes who accidentally strangle themselves while they're jerking off? For fuck's sake.

Oh Zoe!

I was thinking...with Valentine's coming up, I might take my lovely and wonderful wife out for the evening?

Edward, are you busy? I feel like doing....I don't know. Something...anything.

Oh Lily, love of my life!

Want to go out next Thursday?

This place could be a lot worse. Regardless of it’s placement within the muggle world and the riff-raff that lives here, I do have to say that the shopping is acceptable and at least my sister is here.

Yes, this place could be a lot worse.

Well ain’t that just shiny? I went and got myself a job at the local mechanic place. It don’t pay much but it’s better than nothing and working on cars ain’t exactly like working on Serenity but it could be a lot worse.

I miss Serenity.