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Oh- this is just fan-fucking-tastic- where the hell is my gorram crew?

I am not a happy captain. And when I am not a happy captain, my crew also seems to have a certain familiar, and seemingly unhappy temperament. Now, if I don't get an explanation soon, I'm afraid there will be a few busted noses and kneecaps. If you're lucky- it won't exactly have to be in that order. I'm a flexible sort of man.

Wash, Doc. We need to get to the hospital.

Now.

Anybody know a way to get a song out of your head? I made the mistake of playing around with the radio, found a station and now I've got this gorram song stuck in my head. It's mighty frustratin'.

Mei mei, how are you feeling today?

And Captain Reynolds, could you please try to convince your first mate that a gun is not in any way necessary for a pre-natal appointment? I'm just glad I'm her doctor and not one of the others, or she might have shot them when they tried to take it away. She might actually listen to you.

Speaking of, Zoe, your next appointment is in two weeks. Please try not to make anyone cry this time.

And here I thought working in a normal hospital was going to be boring. Fahng-tzong fung-kwong duh jeh.

Oh Zoe!

I was thinking...with Valentine's coming up, I might take my lovely and wonderful wife out for the evening?

I don't have my ship but I'm still feeling mighty good. Where's my crew?

Wash, honey, stop cackling at Kaylee and the Doc. It’s... not nice.

Although she does have a few good ideas about how to bring in the new year.

You know...I'm trying to think of a phrase that suits the situation I find myself in...I think I have it.

Sa dan bing quan ru huo yao mo...wuh tzai chien shr ee-ding ruh dao shuh-muh run luh bah...Shuh muh? Or to put it in simpler terms...

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? People don't just go from being on a Firefly one minute to being on a really really weird planet the next. And speaking of ships...WHO THE HELL IS FLYING THE SHIP?