Pervy Werewolf Fanciers

Title: 1979
Today’s Date: June 2, 1979
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~950
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Kink(s): 69, bad sex
Added bonus: use of the word “monkey” *wink*
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Summary: 1979: One of the worst years of Remus's life. Also, one of the best.
Today’s Episode: Remus thought he’d just ask, and Severus would explain, and they could get back to their non-routine. That was the plan.
Notes: The possibly insane blpaintchart has agreed to speed beta and Brit pick for as long as she can stand it while I try this…so generous is my Chart!! Not only that, she is veritable font of ideas! Also, thank you to McKay for running this crazy thing.

Need to catch up? Here are the previous parts: Jan 1, Jan 15: Day, Jan 15: Night, Feb 2, Feb 9, Feb 20, Mar 10, Mar 24, Mar 25, Mar 25: Later, Mar 26, Mar 31, Apr 1, Apr 11, Apr 12, Apr 14, Apr 24, May 5, May 6, Jun 1


( June 2, 1979 )

Title: Where, When, Why, Who & Howl Part 21
Author: KateKintail
Rating: R to NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Cole, Remus/monkey
Kinks: Um, more sort of beastiality (see pairing!), sex magic
Disclaimer: Not my characters or world. Just my creative juices. Please don’t sue. I don’t make a dime from this.
Summary: New Companions all around! Remus is in heat and in need of more things than sex…
Word Count for this part: 1,916
Notes: I’m in way over my head this year for pervy_werewolf’s Lusty Month of May. Any feedback you’ve got for me would be useful. Also, this is completely unbetaed, because of time constraints. Sorry!
More notes: Okay, so I had this all written out and it's a rather dark part... but I couldn't resist working in the monkey. Totally makes the whole series better, doesn't it? LOL

( Part 21 )

Title: Always Ready (Late Bloomer 21/31)
Author: gryffindorj
Rating: NC-17
Word Count:808
Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Monkey
Kinks: Somnophilia, dream sex
Challenge:LMoM '08

( Always Ready )

Title: LMoM #21 Monkey Day!: "On the Ship of Remus"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Monkey, Remus/Teddy, Remus/elf, Monkey/Snape, Everyone/kitty!Minerva, Remus/Tonks, Teddy/everyone, Peter/Kreacher.
Rating: NC-17
Kink(s): Bestiality, wanking, sounding, incest, crack, squick, SONGFIC.
Challenge: LMoM 2008
Word Count: 550
Notes: All subtitles and summaries are names and descriptions of perfume oils from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and therefore belong to the BPAL powers that be. I'm merely fangirling them with Remus/Sirius pron. Deviating from BPAL in honor of Monkey Day!
And HP belongs to JKR, of course. Click on the pervy_werewolf tag of my username for previous entries.
Today's Scent Description/Summary: Dedicated to scribbulus_ink, enabled by snapelike, and set to "The Good Ship Venus" (Download and sing along!).

( Monkey Day! 'On the Ship of Remus' )

I'll get back to taking prompts tomorrow night!

Title: Incense Dreams
Artist: zephre
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Remus/Monkey (Remus/Hanuman) by special request for today. ;)
Warnings: possible sacrilege?
Kinks: kama sutra position: Monkey Crushing Spices (based on illustration, sorta), dream sex
Notes: I have to credit melfinatheblue (again) for her Amazing Muse Skillz™. She gave me the idea to send Remus to India, but the rest grew out of my own twisted brain.
Summary: When Remus went to India seeking better control of his changes, his dreams took the kama sutra a bit too literally.



( image under cut )

Edited to add Notes and correct errors in the header I missed on my first rushed posting.

Title: The Aftercare
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Neville/Bill
Kink(s): Outdoor sex, oral sex, threesome
Challenge: Lusty Month of May
Word Count: 1904
Notes: Continuation of The Nature Of The Pack Series, begins here I managed to use the word 'monkey', at least.

( The Aftercare )

Title: Remus' Favourite Toy
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Remus/himself, Remus/monkey, Remus/Peter/monkey... no actual monkeys were harmed in the writing of this fic. *giggles*
Kinks/Warnings: Sex toys? Remus is very young when he has his first erection.
Challenge: LMOM, day twenty-one
Word count: 500 (two double drabbles, one single drabble)
Notes: Might be the oddest thing I've ever written. Another fic that's TOTALLY unrelated to the fic I've been writing this month. Dubiously beta'd by innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1!

( Remus was twelve when he had his first erection. )

Title: Recovery
Rating: NC-17
Word Count:625
Pairing: Remus alone (Remus/Monkey, Remus/Severus fantasies)
Kinks: oral sex, bestiality, dream sex, wanking (sort of)
Challenge: Lusty Month of May (#21)
Note: Obviously... for Monkey Day (as proclaimed by snapelike and pre_raphaelite1). I felt horrible about writing monkey sex, even if it was just dream monkey sex...

( How the hell could it fit an entire banana down its throat? )

Title: Caught in the Act
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus, Snape, Harry, Hermione, remus/snape (implied)
Media: Markers, and PS. :)
Kink(s): Monkey!Remus ?
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Notes: Day21! It`s the Monkey! Puff Style! :D



(  Pole Dance.  )

Title: Cowboy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Snape
Kink: Partially clothed sex, role play.
Challenge: LMoM 2008
Notes: The 'bottoming from the top', or 'cowgirlboy' position.

( Read more... )

Title: Something Horribly Kinky
Author: emiime
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Remus Sirius (Remus/magazine article about monkeys?)
Kink(s): Watersports, gratuitous mentions of Muggle gay erotica
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1382
Summary: Tell me a story—something horribly kinky that will make me turn bright red. Remus complies.
Notes: Yep, the monkey's in there! (Barely!) Also, this one's for snegurochka_lee, as promised. ♥

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( Something Horribly Kinky )

Title: The Diary of a Death Eater Whore 21/31
Rating (this chapter): NC-17
Pairing, all-over: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Additional pairings, this chapter: mentioned Remus/Monkey (and a few other animals) Oliver/Rabastan
Kink(s): D/s, semi-bestiality, alpha!Remus, werewolf claiming
Challenge: LMoM 2008
Word count: 3,300
Link to all chapters: here.
Notes: Beta by the lovely envinyatar15 and wonderful red_day_dawning. I also apologise profoundly for the Monkey/Remus, but a Snapelike's gotta do what a Snapelike's gotta do. If you want an explanation to the monkeys, there's a hint here: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/pervy_werewolf/136943.html - I blame pre_raphaelite1! (As usual. She's so handy that way.)
Summary: Severus Snape returns to a post-war wizarding world without the Dark Lord. No matter the Dark Lord died, his followers still won the battle and the power to rule. In this new world, former Order members are forced to get by as best they can - those who haven't escaped - even if the occupation is not to their liking. Some have even become quite successful and sought after - like the infamous Remus Lupin. The question is: will this new world order make it impossible for love to develop and grow between two such different wizards as a Death Eater spy and a paid man, a werewolf whore?

( The Diary of a Death Eater Whore, Part 21 )

Title: Werewolf Eyes: Battle [Part Four]
Author: bonfoi
Rating: NC17 (erring on the side of caution)
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape (overall), The Bloody Baron/The Grey Lady (at times), Remus/Severus/Moony/Harry/The Bloody Baron/The Grey Lady
Kink(s): Sex Magic, Voyeurism
Summary: Medb the goddess of intoxication and sovereignty and sex is confronted by the first werewolf, Lykos, within Remus Lupin’s minds. Goddess and myth are become battling realities before Remus and company’s eyes. It continues…
Challenge: LMoM 2008
Word Count: 659
Warnings: Former lives revisited (kinda); Harry Potter; Bestiality; Original Characters (Medb & Lykos [misspelled on 19 May, I apologize]); use of the idea: The monkey crushing spices
“If within the cave of her [his] thighs you sit rotating your hips like a black bee, it is Markata, and if, in this pose, you turn away from her [him], it is Marditaka”. Expanded by the following: The round-thighed woman on the bed grasps her ankles and raises high her lotus feet; you strike her to the root, kissing and slapping open-palmed between her breasts: this is "Markata" (The Monkey). [from: Sinsuality Gift Shop]
A/N: Shades of a gift for the kind mod’ing of scribbulus_ink! Short but smutty!

( When Medb meets Lykos for the first time in millennia, Remus Lupin is treated to primeval fury undreamt of! )