Pervy Werewolf Fanciers

Title: The Truer Office of Their Eyes
Author: Mechaieh (a/k/a bronze_ribbons)
Challenge: Howl-O-Ween 2007
Pairing: Remus/Tonks
Prompt:

'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.

~William Shakespeare

Summary: Tonks and Lupin make use of a present.
Era: Post-DH, but not quite compliant with canon. This takes place just a few years after the War, with the premise that a book version of DH as we know it (sans epilogue) became available to the Wizarding World long before it was distributed to Muggle readers.
Kink: outdoor nookie
Rating: NC-17
Count: 2,400 words
Beta: aunty_marion. I embroidered on a spot or two after she vetted this; whatever infelicities you spy are mine (alas!).


KING
Is there no exorcist
Beguiles the truer office of mine eyes?
Is't real that I see?

HELENA
No, my good lord;
'Tis but the shadow of a wife you see,
The name and not the thing.

William Shakespeare, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

( A half-hour before midnight, Andromeda Tonks finished reading the orange-covered book she'd received as a birthday gift... )

[You know, going through my archives for these reposts is unearthing some scary bunny-skeletons. I just came across an old discussion where I'd very briefly considered Lupin/Worf...]

Title: To Live and Add Again
Characters or Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Word Count: nine 100-word drabbles, linked
Rating: NC17
Warnings: fisting and schmoopiness. I think I blamed sor_bet and pixychelle for waking this bunny...
Original Challenge: lupin100's "100" challenge (each drabble had to mention some variation of the word "hundred"). First posted 6/20/2006.
A/N: Title is from Donne's The Anniversarie

( Lupin knew that his lover enjoyed… )

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Title: Handled
Words: 100
Pairing: SS/RL
Warning: fisting
Rating: M
Summary: Two spies connect amidst a thousand books.
Original Challenge: lupin 100 - "Remus in the library". First posted 10/31/2005.

( Handled )

Title: Some Like It Hot... and Sticky
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Kink(s): foodsmut
Wordcount: 100
Notes: Originally posted as comment-porn to busaikko's God of Things as They Ought to Be (April 2006). Ah, good times.


Lupin sighed happily as Snape applied the warm, sticky paste of beaten rice against the curve of his naked right hip, carefully ensuring that the skin was thoroughly coated before adding the bits of pork and mushroom and a squoosh of hot mustard.

"Better than those dragon-powder mud-packs witches pay hundred of Galleons for. It gets you to eat, too." Lupin gently trailed a hand through Snape's hair. "You are still far too thin."

Snape paused, the mustard jar hovering in mid-air. "Pot, kettle, wok, skillet." He scooped a dollop of mustard out and painted a rune across Lupin's ribs.

Title: Hard
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Original challenge [on snupin100]: alphabet (prompt = Whomping Willow)
Characters: Remus/Severus. A threesome if you count the table. ;-)
Kink: sex magic

( from grain to groin... )

Title: Illumination
Author: bronze_ribbons
Words: 100
Rating: NC-17 (per request *grin*)
Pairing: SS/RL
Kinks: bondage, delayed orgasm
A/N: Originally posted May 2006 for island_smoke's birthday.

( Remus is aware that his lover habitually fibs to get his way... )

Title: Adored
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Bill/Charlie/Remus, Severus/Remus
Words: 200 + 400 + 1500-ish + 1220-ish
Kink(s): Could be read as dubcon; borders on Weasleycest. Handballing, bondage, flogging, casual adultery, sex for hire, rimming, adoration of feet, magicked lube.
Notes: Originally written in honor of snegurochka_lee's birthday, 25 November - 8 December 2005. It started out as a one-shot double drabble...

( Favoured )
( Devoured )
( Scoured )
( Savoured )

The request for both of these was "Remus/unexpected baddie. Dark noncon." Each under 400 words.

Title: Out-of-Body Interrogation
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Remus/unexpected baddie. Past RL/NT, implied RL/SS.
Kink(s): noncon; torture; bondage; object insertion
Challenge: Christmas Kink 2006.
Notes: character death

( To get through the rest of his days, Remus knew he was going to have to think of this as just another ill-conceived, throwaway scene in the outrageous farce known as his life. )


Title: Back to School
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Remus/unexpected baddie.
Kink(s): noncon; bondage; object insertion
Challenge: Christmas Kink 2006



( The first thing Remus Lupin realised upon regaining consciousness... )

Title: The Collar
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Kink(s): girlbits!Snape and clothing relevant to same, orally and digitally adept!Lupin, misuse of Broadway musicals, wandplay
Words: 7,000-ish
Challenge: Repost. Originally posted April 2006 for LJ:Lupin_Snape's Fantasy Fest.
Summary: When Remus Lupin stops in on Severus Snape, more than the past needs to be addressed.
Notes: rexluscus had begged for a story in which "a spell or potion gives Snape girl bits. Details up to you. Pages and pages of explicit Lupin/girlbits!Snape sex. Again, details up to you. No MPREG, please." Beta'd by the goddess of gingerSnapes and eradication of unnecessary spaces, aunty_marion. The vision of Pilate in a lavender bustier is not original to me, alas -- I saw a production in Ann Arbor years ago featuring a female Pilate, and OMG was she hot. Ahem.
Summary: When Remus Lupin stops in on Severus Snape, more than the past needs to be addressed.
Disclaimer: No malice intended, no profit expected.


( That was the hottest Pontius Pilate I've seen in years, )