Rating: R Pairing: Remus/Monkey with a side of Severus Kink(s): bestiality
Word Count: 182 Challenge: Monkey-day as declared by snapelikeand pre-Raphaelite(sorry can't make this one work) Notes: So very crack and unbeta'd!!! All I keep hearing in my head is "Shock the Monkey"
Remus leaned back and enjoyed the attention. It was quite an odd sensation, really. He'd had no idea that Hermione's pet monkey had a penchant for baths. If he had known, he most certainly would have locked the door. He, also, wouldn't currently be in this position. The monkey's almost leathery 'fingers' quested over his nude body. He was enjoying the attention just a bit too much, his cock was hardening with every gentle pinch of the monkey's digits. The monkey slid his body across Remus' chest, and then was suddenly captivated by the turgid member it encountered. Now, his cock was the focus of the monkey's grooming behavior. This could only end messily.
The door opened and Severus stepped in. "Lupin, what are you doing?"
"Clive was practicing grooming behavior."
"Clive knows nothing of grooming a werewolf cock. I imagine Miss Granger, even with her mania for learning, doesn't want her pet to know this."
"What do you know of grooming a werewolf cock?"
"Everything." Severus stated simply.
"Then we best put the monkey in the kitchen, while you demonstrate your prowess."