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It's Brittany, Bitch | Ερις (eristic) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2011-09-02 13:59:00

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[ Private to 707 ]
Dickhead - tomorrow is Ry's birthday. Don't buy him any more fuckin' strippers. Something nice, if you know what that is.

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	[Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Any ideas? I know what YOU can get him. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	I didn' ask you for suggestions. I said I wanna be sure you're gettin' him somethin' fuckin' appropriate. You seriously don't know what he likes by now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Tits? He seemed really into those. But you're right. I have no idea how you'd wrap a blowjob, so I should keep that suggestion to myself. I'm sure you'll come up with something almost as good. As for me, I don't know. I got Lia a custom revolver, but I don't know your Rylee well enough to spend that kind of money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	........ As long as it's consensual and I don't have to hear another fuckin' thing about it afterward. Might wanna have him close his eyes so he can pretend yer a chick, though. Hell, anythin' war related is fine. Get him another fuckin' documentary, he'll be thrilled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Nice one, smartass. If I was a more giving kind of guy, I might just do that for him, since it's apparent you're either allergic to cock or just enjoy being a professional tease. Thanks for the ACTUAL suggestion though. I'll be out later, so I'll keep an eye out for something that might fit the bill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's startin' to be a good time to be disturbed by your interest in my sex life. Find a new hobby. Good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	My hobby is helping my friends. And you'd both be a lot less tightly wound if you got some. Where's the harm in that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Your concern is really fuckin' touchin', but you should seriously find some new entertainment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. Cable is pretty boring. And I can't directly influence the outcome of a TV show. You two, on the other hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	You wanna experience me performing a vasectomy with my boot first hand? I've been told it's a thing of beauty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Goddamn, you must have some accurate, well edged steel toes. But no. As much as I'm sure it saddens you to know, you will never get that close to my dick. ): Sorry, Charlie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Believe me, I'm pretty sure I'll find a way to get over the loss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	It's true what they say. You can't miss what you haven't been lucky enough to know. So is Eckholm having a party, and if so, will you be jumping out of a cake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	No, nothin' as fancy as that planned. So the position is still open, if yer feelin generous. I'll even spring for pasties for yah. Yah want the ones with the tassels? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-03 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Can I fill the position with a proxy? If so, Lia looks great in white. She does a mean rendition of 'Happy Birthday, Mr. President.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-03 12:51 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't have the same traumatic, mentally scarring effect I was going for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-03 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. If you do let Lia stand in, you're welcome to watch. No touching, though - you know the rules. (Reply to this) (Parent)