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Seth Hajji (lettuce_rejoice) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-10-02 11:34:00

Entry tags:

aphrodite, ares, baldr, changing woman, fūjin, inari, min, osiris, raijin

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.

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	miaiphonos 2010-10-02 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Actual intestines? I might have to take a field trip to your floor. Mine has weapons, though, so I may be a while. If this is a permanent redecoration - and not just some loan from a museum or something - I approve. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	philommeides 2010-10-02 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Are you actually entertained by this? Shouldn't you be trying to figure out who's putting intestines in jars, Sergeant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-02 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Damn straight I'm entertained. I'm SWAT, sugar, not homicide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	philommeides 2010-10-02 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'd probably be banned from the forum for saying what you are. Can't you call one of your buddies and make sure that nobody's been eviscerated in their sleep? Or that nobody will be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-02 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	I dare you to come say that to my face. And I'm off today. YOU call them. Pretty sure the number is well publicized. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	philommeides 2010-10-02 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	I would, but I'm too afraid to be gutted on my way to your apartment! And I'll be happy to. I just thought with you being the big man of the law swinging your club and grunting for justice, you might be interested in protecting your territory or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-02 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'd offer to come up to you instead, but being one of the resident plebes, I'm worried someone would tase me if I tried to go above the eleventh floor. I do TOTALLY have an actual club now, though. With spikes. Thanks, Pax management. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	philommeides 2010-10-02 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	You know, Sam, I wouldn't have figured you for scaring so easily. But I understand. We all have our issues. -.- You are a child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-02 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Keep this up and I'll be at your door in five. And I can bring the club. You know you're curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	philommeides 2010-10-02 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	You have some strange kinks, Sam. Strange kinks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Yes, actual intestines. First floor. Sand, sun, other jars that probably have organs in them. ENJOY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-03 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Is there a prize for finding the one with the heart? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Considering they didn't preserve the heart in a jar? Yes. Lungs, liver, intestines, stomach. G'luck! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-03 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Damn. Is there a prize for ANYTHING? Or is this just for my own edification? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Uh. I'll give you a prize if you can find my shoe which I lost racing up the stairs... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-03 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Tempting as it is, I'll stick with Plan A. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:10 am UTC (link)
	And here I was going to pay you in wine. AH WELL. More for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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