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Tweak says, "Coffee tastes like poopy-shit."

Seth Hajji (lettuce_rejoice) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-10-02 11:34:00

Entry tags:

aphrodite, ares, baldr, changing woman, fūjin, inari, min, osiris, raijin

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.

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	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Considering they didn't preserve the heart in a jar? Yes. Lungs, liver, intestines, stomach. G'luck! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-03 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Damn. Is there a prize for ANYTHING? Or is this just for my own edification? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Uh. I'll give you a prize if you can find my shoe which I lost racing up the stairs... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2010-10-03 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Tempting as it is, I'll stick with Plan A. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:10 am UTC (link)
	And here I was going to pay you in wine. AH WELL. More for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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