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If I want my current favorite lady to move in with me, do I need to make a big deal about it or can I just say, 'Let's live together!'?

I can never figure these things out.

Oh Space Alien Roomie! Are you going to miss me when I'm gone?

Just as a heads up, it's Ladies Night on Wednesday. Drinks will be half price for you lovely ladies of Test City all night.

Hello? Oh bread balls, what is happening here?!

I don't understand...FEAR MY ICE AND SNOW!

No...not now, shhh it's okay Gunther. It's all okay. No ruins around, no slimy monster things either. Forgetting something, something important.

Gunther? Gunther sweetie, are you okay?

So warm here, too warm! Should put it on again...but I need to remember, NO NOT NOW...have to find it, find...her?

Gunther where are you?

My brother did not bust me out of prison for me to get stuck in another one!

I don't know which is worse....the Titty Twister or this place.

Definitely this place. At least nobody was singing in the bar.

You'll always be my, Baby

It's been a while since I had a reason to test out my personal weapons. I only hope that studying what remains of these things leads to some sort of answer.

I have a very serious legal question. Are there any sharks lawyers or legal types swimming in our ocean among us?

Whoever is running this gig is fucking a-okay in my book if they're going to keep giving me tutti frutti ice cream. Hell, I'd settle for any type of ice cream.

[ooc warnings: It's Baby, proceed with caution okay?]

Everyone gets one free comic book, today only. So stop on by.

[singing shockingly in tune, obviously amused, unaware post is being sent to all citizens]

C'mon, Baby, make it hurt so good! Sometimes love don't feel like it should, you make it hurt so good....oh, Baby, Baby, Baby. Say you miss me. Or don't. I can't tell which I want more.

I've seen, and done, some strange things in my life, but this is new even for me.

Hello? Somebody want to explain?

Between all the confused people and the lawmakers, I'm starting to get bored again. Someone tell me not to steal my roommate's fingers. It was a one-time thing. I promised. I even remember promising! That's progress for me. I have the short term memory of the blue fish from that cartoon.

Private to Wade

Give them back!

Public

It seems that even in this Diamond forsaken city, I can't go a day without someone damaging something important of mine. I have to use one of my robonoids to type this.

I would be concerned if I weren't hungry. Are there any good sushi places around here? Oh! Or a place that sells excellent pork rinds. The kind with a great crunch to them, not too salty, BBQ flavor would be a plus, but I'm good with plain ole pig-flavored as long as they're really, really good. Suggestions?

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