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I don't have any issues with the dinosaurs, as long as they stay out of the city that is. We also got a shipment in of dinosaur related books, if anyone wants to come check those out.

[Private to Kirby]

How are you doing?

[Public]

Seriously, whoever invented school sucks.  It's the WORST. I'm going to console myself with milkshakes and cookies and maybe some ice cream or dumplings. Or both. And anyway, don't dinosaurs mean I don't have to go to school? Dinosaurs should be a reasonable excused absence.

What kind of a
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FML
Can you get arrested for calling the police and then hanging up? Is that, like, a thing? You'd think I'd know if that was a thing or not but I don't. I really hope it isn't a thing.

Finally. I thought I was going to end up celebrating my 80th birthday in there.

So what's fun around here?

The last time I was summoned to court, it was to testify.

[The voice sounds far off and weak]

God damn it, Charlie... Fuck. Need some...help here. I've been stabbed. Coopersomething or other.

I'm gonna...

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