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Sorry if I offended anyone this morning with the sight of my bare ass until I could get my pants on. Okay, I'm not that sorry but if you took any pictures I'd ask respectfully that you don't sell them to any tabloids.

You here Holden? You better be here. I didn't just get you back only to lose you again.

If anyone was looking for me courtesy of a certain Sean Jackson? I'm alive, well, and unfortunately still wearing the same suit I started a 14-hour-flight in. At least I got a thumbs-up from the giant hand in the sky. What's up with that?

That green hand in the sky looks like the ship I was on before It crashed to Earth was pulled here.