Neverwood Manor Network

( Urgent Letters to the Kitchen Staff )

[Flitered away from Fracxis]
Getting ready for this stupid ball is a nightmare. Fracxis is such a hardass about it all. Someone help a guy out.... Gimme something fun to hear.

Greetings everyone,

A letter has arrived for me in the mail. It has come to my attention that our period of isolation will soon be over. There will be a Winter Ball this year, on the 31st of December.

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So much stuff has been happening in the manor. With such a close-knit community, its important that everyone knows what's going on. Like, has anyone seen a four-legged friend recently? It's sooooo cute! I don't want to implicate anyone in any unsanctioned behavior. I mean, who could get mad at a cat? I know I can't. Isn't it strange how they always seems to follow a certain someone around, though?

By the way, if we ever have a pushup contest, wow. I do not want to go up against Asta. What are you working out for, man? At this rate, you might get more buff than Nicco's pictures of uhhh.....buildings. Yeah. Buildings.

Speaking of muscles, it would be pretty helpful to get more strong people people volunteering for chopping firewood this winter. You know, since some of the rooms are getting pretty cold already. Or, well, we could just put Fraxcis with his fire wings in those cold rooms to help warm things up a little bit.

Aren't memories strange things? I saw Youtarou and Neugear making eyes at each other over dinner, and it made me think of my own husband. Whenever I try to think about his name, or what his face looks like...What am I saying? Of course he has a face. You kind of remind me of him, Alphonse. With all those experiments and smart sounding words. I hope that you and Lawless find the same kind of love that me and my husband found.

Anyway, the wine tonight was great. Navari, Misono, you might want to add an extra bottle of zinfandel to the restocking list. Not that I had anything to do with it.

Sooooo since the two librarians never woke up again are we just letting the library go to shit again? Who's gonna take care of that anyway now? I found a book all the way out at the farm. Who left it out here? Cause it wasn't me.



( Private Letters to Rin )

Killua if you can make it to the lake this night I have something very important I'd love for you to be able to bring us. We need something stone, like right now. Like if there's something in the kitchen you guys use for stuff to not catch on fire can you bring it?

Also Mikuni I need you to finish taking my report to Zidane come dawn. I know you most likely won't see this until dawn, but please and thank you in advance.

And to Zidane, my deepest apologies apologies about the games room rug, but it's now in the lake.

As to why? Well I'm afraid I'm quite literally on fire right now. I'm not sure how to explain this at all but I have wings made of fire. I'd like to not set the manor on fire, but that's a worry for another day. At the moment I need help with damage control.

[Private to Jabber]
And Jabber, I apologize for throwing you in the lake, are you alright? What even happened? You touched my arm and suddenly I had wings of fire. I'm so confused.

Concerning our younger staff members,

Snacking will no longer be permitted during lectures. I resent having to take such strong measures, but I have discovered that I happen to rather like my textbooks to be free of irreversible pudding stains and what I can only describe as a molting of breadcrumbs. This new rule is firm, and is in effect immediately.

What is that disgusting smell!? The whole kitchen reeks like dead skunk.

Anyone get those shitty thoughts telling you not to do something but you damn wanna do it anyway?

( Private letters to Bon )

Does anyone know a good place to see the sky? Preferably one with a good view away from the forest's trees that isn't in the middle of the lake.

I'm finding some frustration with the state of my hands lately. Would I be able to come and sit with anyone and watch them at work today, so I can do some practice sketches? I promise to keep out of the way.

This week's missing library books:

• A Compendium for the Everyday Witch by Fia Boginya


• Modern Medicine and Its Clockwork Components by Dr. Jane Zulien


• Demons: Are They Real? by Karl Marx


• Go Girl Go by Girl


• Little Chef: A Cookbook by Linguini Ratatoullie


• Egg


• How to Be a Heartbreaker by Marina Diamond

If you borrowed these please return them or let one of us know. If you find one these around the manor please bring it back to the library! If it's damaged I will fill out a report.

𝓛𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓱

Residents of Neverwood, I don't know very much about cooking, but I have to say that the aroma drifting in from the kitchens is a whole-body experience of blissful, mouth-watering, saliva-inducing anticipation. I don't know what it is, but I need it. -your favorite, your only, your very hungry barber, Cecil.

Hey everyone! It's Monday again, so don't forget to get your laundry if I don't make it to your room before tonight! If I missed a hole or something in your shirt, let me know. I can try to work on it this week.