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Whoever keeps spilling jam on their shirts... please be more careful...

-𝖄𝖚𝖓𝖔

Okay, who's responsible for all the crumbs in the library? Didn't your mother ever teach you to chew your food instead of scarfing it down?

- sloth

What is so great about this Twilight Housewife series anyway? Chad's outfit sounds pretty cool but everyone else is kind of lame. Isn't there any other entertainment that people like around here?

Thanks to everyone for the interest. Here are the results from the auditions!



( See below )

So much stuff has been happening in the manor. With such a close-knit community, its important that everyone knows what's going on. Like, has anyone seen a four-legged friend recently? It's sooooo cute! I don't want to implicate anyone in any unsanctioned behavior. I mean, who could get mad at a cat? I know I can't. Isn't it strange how they always seems to follow a certain someone around, though?

By the way, if we ever have a pushup contest, wow. I do not want to go up against Asta. What are you working out for, man? At this rate, you might get more buff than Nicco's pictures of uhhh.....buildings. Yeah. Buildings.

Speaking of muscles, it would be pretty helpful to get more strong people people volunteering for chopping firewood this winter. You know, since some of the rooms are getting pretty cold already. Or, well, we could just put Fraxcis with his fire wings in those cold rooms to help warm things up a little bit.

Aren't memories strange things? I saw Youtarou and Neugear making eyes at each other over dinner, and it made me think of my own husband. Whenever I try to think about his name, or what his face looks like...What am I saying? Of course he has a face. You kind of remind me of him, Alphonse. With all those experiments and smart sounding words. I hope that you and Lawless find the same kind of love that me and my husband found.

Anyway, the wine tonight was great. Navari, Misono, you might want to add an extra bottle of zinfandel to the restocking list. Not that I had anything to do with it.

To whoever put this delectable, freshly made strudel behind Goldie Gorman's History of Interior Design, thank you for contributing to my breakfast. Our bakers truly are excellent. I will be washing it down with this very well stored collection of six fruit juices that were behind the encyclopedias, and finishing with a snack of well salted bread crisps sourced from the underside of the brown reading desk.



( Private Letter to Kuja )

Sooooo since the two librarians never woke up again are we just letting the library go to shit again? Who's gonna take care of that anyway now? I found a book all the way out at the farm. Who left it out here? Cause it wasn't me.



( Private Letters to Rin )

YOUTAROU! I finished making the soap like you asked! And then I stripped the Master's bedsheets and scrubbed them really, REALLY hard! What do you want me to do now?!

Also if anyone needs help, I'm free right now! The laundry is drying so I'm kinda not sure what to do with myself.



( Private letters )

Hi everyone! How far do the woods actually go? Does anyone know? They don't go forever do they?

It seems autumn has finally arrived to the manor. Expect rain this evening, sometime after supper. Make sure everything is inside by then. I'll be around at sunset to aid in getting anything needed indoors. Let me know here if assistance is needed.

I seem to have misplaced my stethoscope, let me know if any of you find it. Your heart might stop beating and we wouldn't know!

𝐳iℝᛕ

( Private Letter to Amaimon )

Concerning our younger staff members,

Snacking will no longer be permitted during lectures. I resent having to take such strong measures, but I have discovered that I happen to rather like my textbooks to be free of irreversible pudding stains and what I can only describe as a molting of breadcrumbs. This new rule is firm, and is in effect immediately.

What is that disgusting smell!? The whole kitchen reeks like dead skunk.

Hey Irideon..... you're good with rocks right? I found these crystals under a tree near the edge of the woods and they reminded me of a place... Sort of like I'd seen them growing out of the ground before. Is there some kind of meaning? Do you know what they are? They were blue and looked like this






(ooc note- this is not a private message)

Has everyone gotten their portraits taken for this year? Also, is there time available for us to schedule a group photo? Night and Day cycles separate, unfortunately.

Has anyone seen Ambrose? He wasn't in his usual spot in the magnolia tree for feeding this morning. :(

He's a male mourning dove :)

He looks like this:




♥ Duck ♥

Anything out in the farmland I need to worry about at night? Foxes? Wolves? It's such a long walk to the stables and it's so dark. Do I need to bring a weapon or something?

Ｋｉｌｌｕａ

Hey, does anyone need help with any chores right now? The master gave me some time today and I've got hands and legs 'til sundown!

Who is going to explain the ATROCITY that is the second floor east wing bathroom? Guys, when the toilet paper is out, change it. The cabinet is in the hallway. And I know it wasn't the MASTER.

- נａＹ