Neverwood Manor Network

Okay, who's responsible for all the crumbs in the library? Didn't your mother ever teach you to chew your food instead of scarfing it down?

- sloth

The horses are so fluffy! They've all gotten their winter coats in just in time before the snow this year. You guys should come see how fluffy they are!

To whoever put this delectable, freshly made strudel behind Goldie Gorman's History of Interior Design, thank you for contributing to my breakfast. Our bakers truly are excellent. I will be washing it down with this very well stored collection of six fruit juices that were behind the encyclopedias, and finishing with a snack of well salted bread crisps sourced from the underside of the brown reading desk.



( Private Letter to Kuja )

Okay, so the Master cleared us to have one hour a day for practice. With the differing of cycles, that gives us just a touch of golden hour and some as an entire crew. I expect you all to practice individually.

I do need an update.

How are costumes, props, and stage decorations coming along? The script?

How many people have volunteered for this production? So far I only have Lawless, Yuki, Carnelian, and Jay. If I count myself, that's 5. That's not nearly enough people. We'll need some more before we can fully cast it. If you're reading this and interested in theatre, please message me here. We need all the volunteers we can to make this successful.

Thank you.

You guys ever have those dreams where you're about to die and then suddenly wake up? Like when you fall or something and then wake up before you hit the ground? I can't be the only one right??

Concerning our younger staff members,

Snacking will no longer be permitted during lectures. I resent having to take such strong measures, but I have discovered that I happen to rather like my textbooks to be free of irreversible pudding stains and what I can only describe as a molting of breadcrumbs. This new rule is firm, and is in effect immediately.

Does anyone remember...there being this many pictures of seals in the lobby? Did the Master have a pet one or something in the past?

- נａＹ

Please refrain from picking the peonies out by the forge. I know they're easily accessible but remember that someone had to be out there to plant them. And the constant upkeep of having them a healthy pink is not as easy as it sounds. If flowers are needed for confessions or decorations, I'm sure we could work something out that doesn't damage the Master's property. Thank you.

Aaaaaa~! I've been having so much fun lately! Say say I'm playing a game right now, does anyone have any good tips on getting better at board games? There's someone in the castle who's so good at chess! If you know who they are don't tell me! I'm trying to guess~ Anyway, I can't beat them no matter how much I try~ It would be frustrating if it wasn't so impressive! I could go on and on!! I haven't played against someone who beats me like that in a while! Sorry Pitoooou~ You're better at sparring than gaaames. Anyway!! Any tip are happily waaaanted~ Thanks~! ♡♡

I'm not one to indulge into these fantasies of these pointless rumors, however I cannot deny that something walks the manor that is not human nor is it a simple beast. I've seen it creeping around in the late evenings, when I'm finally free of my lead prison. If this continues can we simply choose to ignore it? Is someone lying to everyone, keeping secrets of other forms? Perhaps.

Ok. I seriously have no idea how the fuck I forgot this? You know that moment where you forget how old you are for a second just after your birthday? Someone's all like oh so how old are you now and you almost say 32 when you're 33? Please tell me that happens to other people.... Cause apparently I'm immortal? Either that or am I so so so fucking old. Holy shit I'm basically ancient. That's a common thing right? Please for the love of fate tell me it is. I cannot be going senile

Anyone have a net?