Neverwood Manor Network

( Urgent Letters to the Kitchen Staff )

The horses are so fluffy! They've all gotten their winter coats in just in time before the snow this year. You guys should come see how fluffy they are!

Hey let's have a friendly debate! Who do you think has it better? Day or Night cycle? And if that's a unanimous decision a second question- who has it worse? Large or small objects? Not counting anyone who's easy to break of course!

( Private letters between Gon, Killua, and Duck )

Killua if you can make it to the lake this night I have something very important I'd love for you to be able to bring us. We need something stone, like right now. Like if there's something in the kitchen you guys use for stuff to not catch on fire can you bring it?

Also Mikuni I need you to finish taking my report to Zidane come dawn. I know you most likely won't see this until dawn, but please and thank you in advance.

And to Zidane, my deepest apologies apologies about the games room rug, but it's now in the lake.

As to why? Well I'm afraid I'm quite literally on fire right now. I'm not sure how to explain this at all but I have wings made of fire. I'd like to not set the manor on fire, but that's a worry for another day. At the moment I need help with damage control.

[Private to Jabber]
And Jabber, I apologize for throwing you in the lake, are you alright? What even happened? You touched my arm and suddenly I had wings of fire. I'm so confused.

Concerning our younger staff members,

Snacking will no longer be permitted during lectures. I resent having to take such strong measures, but I have discovered that I happen to rather like my textbooks to be free of irreversible pudding stains and what I can only describe as a molting of breadcrumbs. This new rule is firm, and is in effect immediately.

I swear to god why can't we just outsource a damn farrier! The horses won't die if they stand outside the gate for 40 minutes! If I have to shoe another horse I'm going to loose it! Every five weeks I have to fight these bitches! I swear to god if she looks at me again and then yanks her foot she'll be without shoes for the rest of her life.

( Private letters to Killua )

So uhhhhhhhhhh how does everyone feel about ducks???? Like the animal??????

♥ Duck ♥

Anyone else hear that weird howling the other night or was it just me?

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( Private Message to Gon and Killua )

Has anyone seen the Master recently? Does he even come down for dinner anymore? If I'm being honest I feel like he hasn't shown up in weeks, maybe even a month. Should we be worried?

Has anyone seen Ambrose? He wasn't in his usual spot in the magnolia tree for feeding this morning. :(

He's a male mourning dove :)

He looks like this:




♥ Duck ♥

Anything out in the farmland I need to worry about at night? Foxes? Wolves? It's such a long walk to the stables and it's so dark. Do I need to bring a weapon or something?

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Hey, does anyone need help with any chores right now? The master gave me some time today and I've got hands and legs 'til sundown!

Who is going to explain the ATROCITY that is the second floor east wing bathroom? Guys, when the toilet paper is out, change it. The cabinet is in the hallway. And I know it wasn't the MASTER.

- נａＹ