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incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-22 21:15:00

Entry tags:

! journal, ainsley galbraith, alec urquhart, maggie macdougal, peggy urquhart

[posted at 3 a.m. friday night/saturday morning]
Something I didn't miss about overnight shifts at St. Mungo's: the wee hours waiting game. ~~Well, I did a bit, but~~ Someone, please, entertain me. I've read the reference books here enough to recite them in my sleep. ~~My partner is a drip and a half, and~~

AINSLEY GALBRAITH:

I'm living vicariously through you, so please, spill.

ALEC URQUHART:

[Each bullet is written in a separate ward so Alec's fancy charm to notify him of wards goes off multiple times. 23 times, to be exact. Strikeouts are cosmetic only, and the text beneath them readable.]

Dear Master Urquhart,
It was a pleasure to see you at the Macmillain Ranch earlier this week.
Conversing with you was a singular experience, as always.
Thank you so much for relieving me of my firewhiskey; it was weighing my bag down rather a lot.
I've been told that it's unladylike to be drinking hard liquors, but how else is a young woman such as myself expected to ~~lure men into her grasp~~ find a dance companion in this day and age?
On that note, thank you also for the dance. It was such a welcome surprise when you didn't mangle my feet like my peers warned me you would.
Won't they be surprised!
I'm sorry, we don't have much paper up here in the mountains where we don't have many trees.
I'm rather ashamed to say, but I find I must use each piece of paper for a dual purpose.
Please excuse this break in propriety while I record my shopping list for my elderly house elf, Geraldina.
Eggs (12)
Cheddar cheese
Bell pepper (2)
Gym socks
New sweater?
Souls of the innocent
Dish towel
I do hope we can find time to meet again.
Best wishes,
The Lady Maighread MacDougal, esq.
P.S. Fuck you.
P.P.S. Merry Christmas.
P.P.P.S. But still, fuck you.

~~PEGGY URQUHART:~~

~~I didn't reali~~

PEGGY URQUHART: [added after dumb Alec's dumb owl]

I didn't know Circe was there and I didn't know they were going to print it.

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Peggy/Maggie

gilliflower
2017-12-24 09:40 pm UTC (link)

I'm mostly angry because Rita said something awful in this week's staff meeting about how I'm going to be getting my stories in the locker room over the second half of the season.

I can't let that kind of thing get round about me because it's bad enough without some of these twats deciding there's a reason to try to take advantage of me more than they already have, because that's all they can think about with witches.

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	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	[...] [...] [...] It wasn't supposed to affect your career, it was a stupid joke. ~~I'm sor~~ Skeeter could meet with an unfortunate hex, you know; or fists. I've heard. Even those others who may try. All you'd need to to is mention a name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	I know it wasn't supposed to. My job is just ~~a pain in the arse~~ difficult right now. I'll take care of Skeeter myself. I already owe her ~~one~~ ~~two~~ quite a few so this is just going on her tab. I don't want any more hitting or anything, I just want it to stop. Is Alec still pranking you? I'll tell him to stop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	The offer stands — some people will only respond to ~~a proper fucking up~~ certain tactics and she wouldn't have to know where it came from. Don't, it's fine. He'll get his soon enough. ~~He's actually rather good at~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever tactic gets Skeeter, I want her to know I did it. She's been running riot too long and I mean to see her in her place. Please don't break my brother until after Christmas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	[...] We're good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	We're good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Braw. ♥ [...] Speaking of breaking your brother—whom I promise to withhold on breaking for another four days minimum—I may have a small favour to ask of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh is that the thing with the envelope? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Did he show you what was inside? [...] And, on an entirely unrelated note, he didn't happen to be covered in glitter when he asked, did he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	No, and no, but he might have been fresh from the bath when he brought it to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Would you help me open it [...] please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Shall I owl it to you, or apparate to the castle in case it bursts into flames? ~~Or glitte~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want me to come over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	It may take a week to find you in the castle. Please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	All right, I'm on my way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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