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incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-22 21:15:00

Entry tags:

! journal, ainsley galbraith, alec urquhart, maggie macdougal, peggy urquhart

[posted at 3 a.m. friday night/saturday morning]
Something I didn't miss about overnight shifts at St. Mungo's: the wee hours waiting game. ~~Well, I did a bit, but~~ Someone, please, entertain me. I've read the reference books here enough to recite them in my sleep. ~~My partner is a drip and a half, and~~

AINSLEY GALBRAITH:

I'm living vicariously through you, so please, spill.

ALEC URQUHART:

[Each bullet is written in a separate ward so Alec's fancy charm to notify him of wards goes off multiple times. 23 times, to be exact. Strikeouts are cosmetic only, and the text beneath them readable.]

Dear Master Urquhart,
It was a pleasure to see you at the Macmillain Ranch earlier this week.
Conversing with you was a singular experience, as always.
Thank you so much for relieving me of my firewhiskey; it was weighing my bag down rather a lot.
I've been told that it's unladylike to be drinking hard liquors, but how else is a young woman such as myself expected to ~~lure men into her grasp~~ find a dance companion in this day and age?
On that note, thank you also for the dance. It was such a welcome surprise when you didn't mangle my feet like my peers warned me you would.
Won't they be surprised!
I'm sorry, we don't have much paper up here in the mountains where we don't have many trees.
I'm rather ashamed to say, but I find I must use each piece of paper for a dual purpose.
Please excuse this break in propriety while I record my shopping list for my elderly house elf, Geraldina.
Eggs (12)
Cheddar cheese
Bell pepper (2)
Gym socks
New sweater?
Souls of the innocent
Dish towel
I do hope we can find time to meet again.
Best wishes,
The Lady Maighread MacDougal, esq.
P.S. Fuck you.
P.P.S. Merry Christmas.
P.P.P.S. But still, fuck you.

~~PEGGY URQUHART:~~

~~I didn't reali~~

PEGGY URQUHART: [added after dumb Alec's dumb owl]

I didn't know Circe was there and I didn't know they were going to print it.

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	Re: UNTIL...midmorning owl! ohlaird 2017-12-24 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	P.S. I do hope Geraldina completed her shopping. P.P.S. Merry Christmas P.P.S. Now talk to Peggy (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

return owl

wrecktify
2017-12-24 07:29 pm UTC (link)

When Maggie sends the owl back to Alec, it's holding a small package instead of a note. Inside is three-dimensional star shape about 3" across with "OPEN ME ♥ M." written on the top.

When opened, it explodes in fanfare and glitter. The large flakes are red, green, and silver, and take nothing short of three rounds of Scourgify to remove from the surfaces it hits.

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	return owl ohlaird 2017-12-24 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	An envelope addressed to Maggie that has a note and and another, slightly smaller, envelope within it. Note: Enclosed is a picture of the results of your glitter 'gift'. It is the only copy. Please don't try too hard to open it, I have no replacements. Please also note that the seal is locked so that only one wand can open it. Peggy's. Merry Christmas -Alec (Reply to this) (Parent)

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