Time To Exercise Your Right To Vote!
Well, ladies and germs, here as promised, are your entries. Don't let them fool you, these people worked long and hard on them. Some of them took fifteen minutes to write. It's not all we hoped for, but then again you're no prize winners yourselves. *Bada-dum-dump* Ho, tough crowd! Hey, sir, if you're gonna throw fruit, start with your son! No respect at all these days. I tell you, I've seen a livelier crowd in morgues. But you're not all bad, there's a lady in the front row who's still got two days left in her 'sell by' date. Then again, with a face like that, who'd know?
All kidding aside, we're here to judge something other than my hackneyed jokes. We asked you to post them, and you responded. So, without further adieu, here they are!
( First Time: To Love A Human )
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( First Time: Kissed )
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( First Time: Sexually Harassed (And Liked It) )
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( First Time: Close Encounter )
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( First Time: Alien Sponge Cake )
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( First Time: Lesbian Experience )
Now, time to vote. To vote, simply reply to this post with your top two selections. All votes will be screened for impartiality. At the end of Friday PST., the challenge response with the most votes will be declared the winner.
Thank you, and good luck to all our participants!
All kidding aside, we're here to judge something other than my hackneyed jokes. We asked you to post them, and you responded. So, without further adieu, here they are!
( First Time: To Love A Human )
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( First Time: Kissed )
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( First Time: Sexually Harassed (And Liked It) )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
( First Time: Close Encounter )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
( First Time: Alien Sponge Cake )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
( First Time: Lesbian Experience )
Now, time to vote. To vote, simply reply to this post with your top two selections. All votes will be screened for impartiality. At the end of Friday PST., the challenge response with the most votes will be declared the winner.
Thank you, and good luck to all our participants!