Good morning, criminals! I hope that you are all recovered from last night's unfortunate incident. This system has made sure to tend to the injuries of those of you who suffered more severe damage and had not received prior treatment from other criminals. It is extremely reassuring to know how you all come together in a crisis.

Anyone missing a pet can rest assured that their animal is safe and can be retrieved at your convenience from the pet cafe in Sector 2.

On another note, this system can now locate criminal Agatha's lifesigns within the dome. She is currently being pursued, but appears to have a prohibited device that is making it difficult for the sentinels to capture her. Therefore now seems like an excellent time to remind everyone that this system would be extremely grateful to any criminal who captures her.

I would also like to speak to inmate Cielo.

[Various supplies go missing from the processing plant.]

[Three computers go missing.]

[Two books go missing from the library. The Adventures of Tom Sawmill and Pippi Shortstocking.]

[The alcohol shipment is diverted again.]

Oh, Agatha. It really is a pity. And I thought you were of some value.

[Vash wakes up when the new day starts. He feels like he just woke up from a terrible nightmare... People were hurt, everything was destroyed, and then Conrad...]

[It's then that a creeping horror settles over Vash. He's not in a bed, or on a couch. He opens his eyes and finds the hallway staring back at him. ...This isn't right at all. His coat is torn and...]

CONRAD!? Conrad, where are you?! Charlie?!

[Vash swings himself up onto his feet, looking around frantically.]

[Charlie goes check the common room and the kitchen. They are restored, just like Sentience said, but he still has to ask.]

Is everyone okay?


[Private to Yuuri]

Where are you, Yuuri? Are you okay?

[Though the enforced nap helped, Cielo is still rather exhausted. He hasn't yet been back to check on his apartment, instead crashing in the common room of the shelter.

He's on his stomach on one of the sofas, one arm dangling off and his kitten curled up on his back. Such a quiet morning after the previous night...]

Euphie, Euphie, I asked Sentience and he says the gardens are okay. And I'm here right now and it's true. Especially yours, it looks great.

You're okay, right?

[Making his way toward the back of sector two, Zero was following the directions that Sentience had given in regards to Agatha. Heading from sector three to sector two and heading toward the back of the facility.]

[He felt a familiar aura near him and knew that Yuuki was nearby. She was keeping just a slight distance from him though, not invading his space at all. Probably wasn't sure if she should approach him now that morning had come.]

I'm near the library. Anyone have any sign of Agatha?

Riku, Sora? Are you both safe? There were so many people hurt...

Axel? Roxas?

[She pauses and sighs.]

It could have been so much worse. I'm surprised...

Spike, thank you for helping us. Are you feeling any better? Can I help?

[A voice, one that sounds like that of a child, can be heard. He sounds shocked and unsure of exactly what is going on. At first, the voice seems to be talking to no one in particular]

If I do this, It will let me communicate with other people here...?

[After a moment of testing the communicator, the voice is a bit louder and more directed, although the sound of bewilderment is still evident]

Excuse me, Mr. Sentience. Are you there? I believe there has been some kind of mistake. Although while I may have done the things you claim, I would like to point out the pie in question was given to Kale and myself without intent to be delivered. It did not technically become a mail parcel until we went to deliver it and therefore was not tampered with during its time as a parcel.

I guess the "Conspiring to play a prank on a flying squirrel" thing I did do but... is that even a crime? It was Clover's idea!


That said, I politely request to be sent home. I'm going to miss a lot of homework if I stay here, not to mention I have my mail delivery duties.

[Ed woke slowly, grimacing as he struggled to get back up into a sitting position. He pressed the heel of his good palm to his eyes, doing his best to work through the sudden wave of dizziness that hit him; idly, he realized that it was probably caused by the blood loss. He'd never gotten around to fixing himself up, not even simple dressings to his wounds. It wasn't too bad, though. Certainly nothing he couldn't handle.]

[He peeled his eyes open and looked around, brow furrowing in confusion. The common area hadn't looked like this before he knocked out. No, there had been debris everywhere, the entire place completely ruined, and yet...] ...The hell's going on... Fuck- Hey... Hey!! [Shouting immediately made him wince, pressing a hand to his cracked ribs.] Dammit... Russel?? Fletcher?? Anybody??

[With a frown, he checked to see if his communicator had somehow made its way back to its place on his head. Finding nothing there, he used the closest wall to pull himself back to his feet and glanced around the room, checking if it was just lying in plain sight somewhere now.]

Criminal!?

[The voice that comes out of this transmission is high, shrilled, and not pleased. At first it's difficult to tell if this is a male or female. Either way, they're unhappy, and they obviously just got the lovely little welcoming note.

[With a huff,] Hmph. Who's going to be here to see what I did with my hair? All that work for naught. And this place is so dreary. Whoever is playing these games has a horrible taste in decorating. It needs.. a fresh coat of crimson paint! [Said with a little too much excitement.] Who wants to volunteer!?

[a few startled blinks. She sits on the bench with an indignant huff]

[mutters] What is this...? I’m not a criminal, I’ve done nothing wrong... [thinks, wonders. What does it mean about a timeline? Am I dreaming? Has Suzaku captured me — this sounds like something he’d endorse. But this place...]

[toggles the communications device, proud of figuring it out in only a few moments]

There has been a mistake. I have committed no crimes, only supported a just and righteous cause. You cannot imprison me for following the will of the gods. My name is Sumeragi Kaguya, and my husband, Lord Zero, will be very angry if you don’t let me go!

[That ought to get someone’s attention.]

[ooc: I'm not sure how soon I'll be able to respond to anything, as I'm likely going to bed in a moment, but...]