[The Twenty-First Day] Good morning, criminals! I hope that you are all recovered from last night's unfortunate incident. This system has made sure to tend to the injuries of those of you who suffered more severe damage and had not received prior treatment from other criminals. It is extremely reassuring to know how you all come together in a crisis.
Anyone missing a pet can rest assured that their animal is safe and can be retrieved at your convenience from the pet cafe in Sector 2.
On another note, this system can now locate criminal Agatha's lifesigns within the dome. She is currently being pursued, but appears to have a prohibited device that is making it difficult for the sentinels to capture her. Therefore now seems like an excellent time to remind everyone that this system would be extremely grateful to any criminal who captures her.