...prison?

No, that's not possible, I didn't -- well, okay I might have, when you put it that way -- but I can't stay here now! I have to save my dad! Fulcrum's going to kill him and, and... just, please?

Let me go?

[Groggily waking up here, and looking around. The communicator catches his attention and he blinks at the screen, wondering what the hell the thing is]

Prison? What?

[This…this can’t be right. He can’t be in prison, he has too much to do still! Admittedly, now he has his body back, that’s one less thing to do, but where on earth is his brother? Looking around, he doesn’t see Ed anywhere. Where is he...?]

Brother...? Where are you?

[Fiddles with the communicator for a moment, trying to figure it out. What’s going on here- huh? Recording...?] Hello? Can...people here me? What IS this thing?

Brother? Are you there?


((OOC: backdated slightly))

[Aaaaand hey we're looking up at the ceiling for a moment, Hughes is an amateur with the camera. But then it's straight to a look at his face, and he's grinning widely. He's got a bandage on his forehead and lacks his glasses, but hell is he happy.] Hello, everyone!

[adjusting the camera so it's farther away from his nose face] I thought that maybe I could present you all with something to boost your spirit, give you back some of that vigor! I would've done it sooner, but - well, whatever!

IT'S MY DAAAUGHTERRR!!

[Hey look it's a photo of Elysia, yes it's that blurry because he's MUSHING IT AGAINST THE CAMERA for the longest period of time]


...Isn't she beautiful? Doesn't she just make your heart swell?

Oh, Elysia. You make Papa so happy!

So, I've noticed that when I got here most people would call Senti "it," but now lots of people say "he," but almost no one says "she." I wonder why that is... Anyway! I thought I'd take a survey to see what is the most popular.

Senti, you can play too!

Oh, and Senti is what I call Sentience in case you didn't know.

( SENTIENCE POLL HEEEEEERE )

[Charlie was getting out of the shower, towel in his hips. Today has been a pretty good day, if you count out the meeting with Grell, of course.

Communicator already on and clothes on hand, he was going to get dressed]

[A shocked voice abruptly echoes across the network.] T-T-Trespassing!? I'm sorry, I promise! I didn't even KNOW I was trespassing at the time...a-and the Sohma even forgave me! Ahhh~! Oh mom...wh-what am I supposed to do now!? This...is the absolute worst!

[Heavy depressed gloom enters her voice] I-I'm so sorry. To think I have done something so terrible...I'd have to be locked up in a prison. I'm the worst...the absolute most horrid. I'd probably lock me away, too...

[A voice, one that sounds like that of a child, can be heard. He sounds shocked and unsure of exactly what is going on. At first, the voice seems to be talking to no one in particular]

If I do this, It will let me communicate with other people here...?

[After a moment of testing the communicator, the voice is a bit louder and more directed, although the sound of bewilderment is still evident]

Excuse me, Mr. Sentience. Are you there? I believe there has been some kind of mistake. Although while I may have done the things you claim, I would like to point out the pie in question was given to Kale and myself without intent to be delivered. It did not technically become a mail parcel until we went to deliver it and therefore was not tampered with during its time as a parcel.

I guess the "Conspiring to play a prank on a flying squirrel" thing I did do but... is that even a crime? It was Clover's idea!


That said, I politely request to be sent home. I'm going to miss a lot of homework if I stay here, not to mention I have my mail delivery duties.

Criminal!?

[The voice that comes out of this transmission is high, shrilled, and not pleased. At first it's difficult to tell if this is a male or female. Either way, they're unhappy, and they obviously just got the lovely little welcoming note.

[With a huff,] Hmph. Who's going to be here to see what I did with my hair? All that work for naught. And this place is so dreary. Whoever is playing these games has a horrible taste in decorating. It needs.. a fresh coat of crimson paint! [Said with a little too much excitement.] Who wants to volunteer!?

[Charlie goes check the common room and the kitchen. They are restored, just like Sentience said, but he still has to ask.]

Is everyone okay?


[Private to Yuuri]

Where are you, Yuuri? Are you okay?

[Vash wakes up when the new day starts. He feels like he just woke up from a terrible nightmare... People were hurt, everything was destroyed, and then Conrad...]

[It's then that a creeping horror settles over Vash. He's not in a bed, or on a couch. He opens his eyes and finds the hallway staring back at him. ...This isn't right at all. His coat is torn and...]

CONRAD!? Conrad, where are you?! Charlie?!

[Vash swings himself up onto his feet, looking around frantically.]

Good morning, criminals! I hope that you are all recovered from last night's unfortunate incident. This system has made sure to tend to the injuries of those of you who suffered more severe damage and had not received prior treatment from other criminals. It is extremely reassuring to know how you all come together in a crisis.

Anyone missing a pet can rest assured that their animal is safe and can be retrieved at your convenience from the pet cafe in Sector 2.

On another note, this system can now locate criminal Agatha's lifesigns within the dome. She is currently being pursued, but appears to have a prohibited device that is making it difficult for the sentinels to capture her. Therefore now seems like an excellent time to remind everyone that this system would be extremely grateful to any criminal who captures her.

I would also like to speak to inmate Cielo.