January 27th, 2010


[info]ellid in [info]lupin100

Title: A Night on the Town, VIII
Challenge: the Dursleys [info]snape100, myths [info]lupin100
Word Count: 100


Whatever his flaws, Dudley was an excellent boxer. Soon they were treated to the sight of the Killer Whale lifting a belt on high while a presenter shoved a microphone into his mother's face.

"He chose the killer whale as his spirit totem during his gap year," said Petunia Dursley. "He went to Vancouver to help with potlatch distribution and the myths called to him, so - "

"Good God, she hasn't changed a bit." Severus stabbed at his potatoes. "I should get tickets to Dudley's next match just to watch her faint."

Remus laughed. "It would serve her right."