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Gnome-B-Gone | Percy Weasley | PG
You know the deal. 100 words, from a prompt by one of those delightful folks on my flist.
Product: Gnome-B-Gone
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thermidor
Notes: I'm SO SORRY, Percy. I really am.
Are you tired of gnomes in your garden?
Sick of having your radishes ravished?
Carrot carnage getting you down?
Try Percy Weasley's only contribution to Weasley Works Enterprises, Gnome-B-Gone!
This unique product is administered by Mr. Weasley himself, its secret guarded so jealously that no-one may watch him at work. Past customers will tell you, though, that Percy Weasley's Gnome-B-Gone leaves virtually no residue, so there is no danger to your garden, you, or your family after the product is applied, guaranteed!
Just listen to Mr. Weasley’s shrieks of triumph as he permanently de-gnomes your property!
“Oh Merlin, yes! YES!”
Product: Gnome-B-Gone
Requested By:
thermidorNotes: I'm SO SORRY, Percy. I really am.
Sick of having your radishes ravished?
Carrot carnage getting you down?
Try Percy Weasley's only contribution to Weasley Works Enterprises, Gnome-B-Gone!
This unique product is administered by Mr. Weasley himself, its secret guarded so jealously that no-one may watch him at work. Past customers will tell you, though, that Percy Weasley's Gnome-B-Gone leaves virtually no residue, so there is no danger to your garden, you, or your family after the product is applied, guaranteed!
Just listen to Mr. Weasley’s shrieks of triumph as he permanently de-gnomes your property!
