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[First things first-- proselytize!! Being handy with social media, gadgets, and a god, he took no time to learn the functions of the journal that had been provided.
And what better way to test how well it works than to broadcast himself advertising his services? He flips the journal open and sets it on the table a ways away from where he intends to stand, angling it just right to properly capture his very best features. And when he thinks he's got it, because, really, every feature is his best feature, he hits the record button and stands a few feet back.
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In short order, he appears on the screen clad in a tracksuit, crown emblem etched on the left breast, and what appears to be a ragged hand towel (it's a fluffy-fluff scarf, thanks) tied around his neck. His piercing ice blue eyes stand out despite his homeless appearance, and his black hair is tied back in a short ponytail.]
Good morning, fellow Kisekians! It is I, Yato, God of Fortune, at your service! I'm fast, affordable, and reliable and available 365 days a year, seven days a week, and twenty-four hours a day! And for just five yen I can solve all your problems~!
Need advice on how to be successful in your career, or the right motivation to get started?
Is your love life in the toilet and you want to win over that special someone?
Are you tired of the same old thing day in and day out and need a little excitement in your life?
Kids, are you constantly being bullied and wish to permanently incapacitate those jerks and teach them a lesson?
Big or small, no matter the problem-- from a leaky faucet to structural remodeling of your home, just give Yato a call any time!
[And anyone that seems to be the slightest bit curious, or considering his help, will find a business card float down before them. Somehow. The card has a crown emblem on it and reads:
DELIVERY GOD
The company that really delivers!
TEL 090-XXXX-##3X
President & CEO - YATO ]
(( OOC: responses may be slow at times-- my apologies! ))
And what better way to test how well it works than to broadcast himself advertising his services? He flips the journal open and sets it on the table a ways away from where he intends to stand, angling it just right to properly capture his very best features. And when he thinks he's got it, because, really, every feature is his best feature, he hits the record button and stands a few feet back.
---
In short order, he appears on the screen clad in a tracksuit, crown emblem etched on the left breast, and what appears to be a ragged hand towel (it's a fluffy-fluff scarf, thanks) tied around his neck. His piercing ice blue eyes stand out despite his homeless appearance, and his black hair is tied back in a short ponytail.]
Good morning, fellow Kisekians! It is I, Yato, God of Fortune, at your service! I'm fast, affordable, and reliable and available 365 days a year, seven days a week, and twenty-four hours a day! And for just five yen I can solve all your problems~!
Need advice on how to be successful in your career, or the right motivation to get started?
Is your love life in the toilet and you want to win over that special someone?
Are you tired of the same old thing day in and day out and need a little excitement in your life?
Kids, are you constantly being bullied and wish to permanently incapacitate those jerks and teach them a lesson?
Big or small, no matter the problem-- from a leaky faucet to structural remodeling of your home, just give Yato a call any time!
[And anyone that seems to be the slightest bit curious, or considering his help, will find a business card float down before them. Somehow. The card has a crown emblem on it and reads:
The company that really delivers!
TEL 090-XXXX-##3X
President & CEO - YATO ]
(( OOC: responses may be slow at times-- my apologies! ))