The Dormouse (dormousesaid) wrote in keytowonderland, @ 2013-01-13 10:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | /creature of wonder, chess cheshire, darius black ii, dormouse, little byron, march hare, ombrius moya, pixie byron, violetta vale |
It is terribly rude to disguise one's self as a saucer and remain as such, even when asked to return to a form that includes a mouth.
They are trying to tell me that the saucer is just a saucer, but I know better. The saucer is yellow you see. That is very suspicious. Very suspicious indeed.
I want to smash it, but I already broke three plates last week. Yesterday is last week.
So. I am adding that saucer to my list of people I DO NOT LIKE. I am on to you, saucer.
People I DO NOT LIKE
- All cats.
- All birds that eat rodents.
- Anything that eats rodents, for that matter. Savages. Terrible savages. May your teeth fall out of your head and be replaced by jelly.
- The man that was wearing green striped trousers on the eighteenth Tuesday of four years ago.
- Whoever ate my aphid and honey scone three months ago (it was not me, I have it on very good authority).
- The man who dumped a pitcher of water on my head just because I fell asleep in his bed. IT WAS THERE and also, that water had lemons in it. The seeds got stuck in my hair.
- Barbers.
- The old lady who hits people with her cane.
- That saucer.