It is terribly rude to disguise one's self as a saucer and remain as such, even when asked to return to a form that includes a mouth.
They are trying to tell me that the saucer is just a saucer, but I know better. The saucer is yellow you see. That is very suspicious. Very suspicious indeed.
I want to smash it, but I already broke three plates last week. Yesterday is last week.
So. I am adding that saucer to my list of people I DO NOT LIKE. I am on to you, saucer.
People I DO NOT LIKE - All cats. - All birds that eat rodents. - Anything that eats rodents, for that matter. Savages. Terrible savages. May your teeth fall out of your head and be replaced by jelly. - The man that was wearing green striped trousers on the eighteenth Tuesday of four years ago. - Whoever ate my aphid and honey scone three months ago (it was not me, I have it on very good authority). - The man who dumped a pitcher of water on my head just because I fell asleep in his bed. IT WAS THERE and also, that water had lemons in it. The seeds got stuck in my hair. - Barbers. - The old lady who hits people with her cane. - That saucer.