Invincible Network Posts

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Good news, bad news kind of time. The good news is that HERA has blasted all traces of the virus that I picked up a little while ago. I'm totally safe and healthy again, not that you or anyone was in danger anyway. The kind of bad news is that the virus had an unanticipated major symptom. It fucked with my perception and memory storage, instead of my non-local powers. A lot of the on-site weirdness was still me, but one of the first things I connected to was a news report, and my brain got itself mixed up. Gave me memories of things I didn't actually do. Anyway, I'm fixed now and thanks to the fact that my brain was fucked with by a virus, it turns out I didn't do any of those things. Which...you know. Thank fuck for that, cause I'd go to SHU.

TL; DR im not sick anymore and I didn't ground any plane systems. Relief.

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According to my phone's calendar at least a couple of you (Curt, Kieran, others I'm sure) have had/are having birthdays lately, so what do you all say to cake and beer at Long Road for everyone who isn't rostered on that day?

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I'll buy your favorite cake? Just talk to me. Please.

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Can I borrow an alarm clock?

So someone either borrowed or stole my shark pincher which might seem like it's not a big deal but actually it had a lot of uses and tbh I'm really sad about it and would like it returned

Uses:

Item retrieval
Item placement
Item disposal
Eating utensil
Touching P safely

etc the list goes on so I need it back thanks