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Fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.

Because they will not allow me a second studio to store all of my clothing, Grace I have decided that I will sell many of my articles of clothing and accessories for greatly reduced prices. I say greatly because my belongings are very - ah - costly. And I must charge because I have to afford eleven airplane tickets for December.

And so:

Dresses - $30
Jackets/Outerwear - $30
Skirts/Pants - $25
Tops - $20
Shoes - $100,000,000,000 $15
Purses - $15
Jewelry - $15
Belts - $10

I will have everything available in the history classroom both Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning.

Furthermore, I reserve the right to ask how my clothes are doing at any time following your purchase.

[I still blame Hayley and Kaitlin for introducing me to this, but if anyone wants to know what Jewel's non-couch potato attire looks like, 20 examples can be seen here. What? She's really easy to make outfits for. Pen and Erin have things too, but, you know, they still have closet space.]

I am very sorry to my team, who did not have me on patrol yesterday because I was sitting in a cell.

I am NOT sorry to the agents who held me because I used the rest of my roll of toilet paper to deliberately clog my cell toilet. I hope you wield a plunger as well as you do a baton. Putas.

This week is so stressful!

First, Manuel ends his relationship with Rosita, but he doesn't know she's pregnant with his child. And she won't say! Because she is not sure the child is his or the child of one of the agents, Luis. And Luis is trying to hide the fact that he is really a delta from the rest of the DMS, which is brilliant because he is Agent Delta, and I do love these writers but I hate them, and Luiiiiiis, do not fall in love with Isabella. She is your sister, you just refuse to see the signs! You only feel great sympathy for her because she sliced out her own tongue because her ability to snack on inorganic items was too much for her to bear. If only she had realized she had a choice in what she put in her mouth.

And now Valentina is potentially dead or gone forever, because she and her agents were attacked by the terrorist group VERTEX while she was using her day pass to find her missing mother, a beta who supposedly had cancer but might, in fact, be related to the President of Mexico. And someone at the Miami facility is possessing others with some sin powers and so Juan and Candice are now having sex like bunnies because it has stirred some secret lust in them, but I know they will get caught because the Head Operative Lysander Ramirez is recording them with a secret camera. And we all know he and Head Field Agent José Martos are in cahoots - as well as also being sex bunnies - because Ramirez believes that his seed will cure Martos' cancer, and it is working.

Yo falto Valentina. Si ella está muerta, voy a estar muy muy muy muy enojado.

I forgot to say! I must be very rude. The LGBT night at Capers was espléndido and I'm so so sorry I couldn't remain for long. All of my love to Sadie who ran the bar with great aplomb, given such a turnout as this. Not too many hangovers in the morning, I hope? Especially to you younglings? I'm sure very much celebrating happened.

It made me so happy to see so many faces. In the end, it does not matter what we identify, but that we support each other nonetheless.

I jibber jabber, though.

[Grace]

I wish it was not impossible to pursue an LLM online.

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