You may laugh, but infomercials are weirdly effective if you don't change the channel in time.
FILTERED TO: CURTISHappy birthday, darling!! Go ahead and sleep in. I've left your present in your bedside table drawer for when you wake up. Be back around 10am with breakfast.
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Also.... I know this is really bad timing but Mom really wants me to go see her ASAP, so I figure tomorrow is the best time to go since I'll have two days off. I'll stay the night, be back late Thursday xx
added laterFILTERED TO: PATRICK KEIRANYou're on the graveyard shift tonight, right? Long Road after?
FILTERED TO: PATRICKWhen you wake up just be grateful I let you sleep instead of making you punch things with me.
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