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So. Anyone figured out who the Red Devil is yet? My money's on Neckbrace. It's the golden rule of fiction: people with disabilities are harboring a deep inner evil.


[FILTER: STEPHEN | TIGER]
Brace yourself for this. My parents want to meet you.
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[FILTER: TJ JUNG]

Hey. Where are you?

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It's sad to think that there's almost definitely life on other planets, and we'll probably never meet any of it. Time and space separate us, minuscule islands of consciousness in a vast and deadly shadow sea. Cavemen huddled around campfires, pressed in on all sides by the terrifying void. No matter what heights we reach, what powers we develop, we remain bound by physics.

We are goldfish contemplating the ocean. We're ants at the base of the mountain. We're Adam Sandler during awards season.

[FILTER: 6B]

Good news, bad news kind of time. The good news is that HERA has blasted all traces of the virus that I picked up a little while ago. I'm totally safe and healthy again, not that you or anyone was in danger anyway. The kind of bad news is that the virus had an unanticipated major symptom. It fucked with my perception and memory storage, instead of my non-local powers. A lot of the on-site weirdness was still me, but one of the first things I connected to was a news report, and my brain got itself mixed up. Gave me memories of things I didn't actually do. Anyway, I'm fixed now and thanks to the fact that my brain was fucked with by a virus, it turns out I didn't do any of those things. Which...you know. Thank fuck for that, cause I'd go to SHU.

TL; DR im not sick anymore and I didn't ground any plane systems. Relief.

[FILTER: SAMANTHA CHOI]
Can you see this? I think I've picked up a goddamn virus. Is this an issue for you or Hephaestus?
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Sorry if you've got some weird comments off me. I've picked up a virus off a streaming site, and it's fucking with me a little. If you've had problems with any of the things on the list below, then...yeah, sorry man.

- Power outage [New York, Washington DC, local, etc]
- DDoS attacks on several websites/personal domains
- Disruption to subway services
- I fucked up United Airlines for a few hours, didn't mean to
- Anyone with stocks and shares, because I think I did something to the NYSE without realizing it
- Local data loss.
- Posting subconscious thoughts as text posts

That last one is really fucking me off. Anyway, hopefully I'll fix this soon but in the meantime I'm trying to keep away from anything with a wifi signal. If you get any comments that look weird, I probably didn't mean for you to see them. So like, whatever.

If any of you are dumb enough to believe whatever lie Queen Miranda comes up with to protect herself after Stonewall's death, you deserve everything you get.

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