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TEEJ

( look it's you )

6B [after this]

We're getting a cat. Maybe two.

[Pen]

I hate animals and no, I don't care if that's mean, because I hate them. They're loud and make messes and annoy me.

I am already making plans on how to make them regret this decision. So far, I've ruled out killing them both in their sleep because I don't feel like dealing with the backlash, but it still sounds like a wonderful plan.

This is fucking stupid.

Also, who do I ask to change living situations. Of all the things I can deal with, it's not this. I already punched the wall.

[ooc: also Evariste is angry and will possibly say triggery, angry things and this is me telling you this is possible]

did they put the sonics door to door on purpose? cos i have 0% headache/blood/puke thanks to harper, so.

you know.

i win the roommate lottery.

I can't sleep. My momma's coming to visit me next week. She'll inevitably make me feel like I'm five years old again, which counteracts the whole 'I feel fucking old' sentiment that crops up from time to time, which goes hand in hand with my 'I should stop being an operative' feelings, until my momma points out that I still ain't got enough wrinkles on my face, and that I'm still too tall for her liking.

And she'll try to cuss out a few Agents, for which I'll just apologize in advance. She's an old woman. Take it in stride?

Does anyone need help?

Sounds like the Lock was more interesting than last night's patrol. That's a switch.

And whoever anonymously shoved a birthday card in my locker, why? I didn't want thanks.

If you need any additional medical attention, please stop by Medical Services today. Even if you think you're okay, it's better to be safe than sorry.

[Sadie]

You okay? That was some scream.

KINK TIME

OK so I just got a request that has to do with peanut butter, feathers, and doing the robot.

What is the weirdest thing you've done? Don't be a fucking prude. And my fellow cam girls, come on. Spill.

Damn, I am so annoyed I missed Gregory in his beasty form! Besides on the network, I mean.

Also, I need a job. Who wants to hire yours truly?

I've been so addicted to RENT these last few days. Someone please, stop me.

[FILTER: HENRY JOHNSON, MARIA TRAVERS]

Stephen and I are going to share a bottle of scotch and eat inadvisably large amounts of cake, and I thought it might be nice if you two joined us? There aren't many opportunities for us older residents to get together and enjoy each others' company, so...why not seize the moment?

I thought about asking Doris Pendergrass to come too, but do you think it's really her scene? I know she's older than us, but it can't be very much fun to be in here with nobody of her peer group around. I'll ask: she'll probably say no, but bring some money in case she wants to come and beat us at cards.
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[FILTER: DORIS PENDERGRASS]
Good evening, Mrs Pendergrass. Some of the 70+ residents are coming over to my studio tonight for a few drinks and cake, perhaps a few hands of one card game or another. I don't know if you're interested, but you're more than welcome to come by! I doubt it will go on until very late.
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[Green Team]

Hey guys and girls!

39 days until the pumpkin spice take over.