'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: kereia
Recipient: midnight_birth
Title: (In)Appropriate Presents
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Hermione/Percy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: One year after the Battle of Hogwarts, Percy and Hermione have to face the fact that they no longer want to live their lives according to other people's expectations.
Warnings: explicit sexual situations, mild bondage
Word Count: ~2500


( (In)Appropriate Presents )

Tags: fic, het, percy/hermione

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Author: arcadian_dream
Recipient: gala_apples
Title: Nothing Special
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Sirius/Remus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ron's insecurities begin to get the better of him after entering into a sexual relationship with Sirius and Remus; they are, however, determined to show the youngest Weasley boy that he has no reason to doubt their desire for him.
Warnings: AU, PWP, anal sex, a pinch of angst, (light) bondage, come-play, cross-dressing, cross-gen, drug use, a dash of fluff, masturbation, oral sex, rimming, sex acts involving someone under the age of 18 (Ron is approximately 17 years old), threesome, voyeurism.
Word Count: ~2,500
Author's Notes: AU in which Sirius doesn't die, but continues to reside at Twelve Grimmuald Place with Remus; set at the end of the Trio's sixth year/beginning of seventh year. Many, many thanks to AP for the last-minute beta – you're a champ! To gala_apples - Enjoy! I hope it's as much fun to read as it was to write ("plot need not apply" may very well be the four sweetest words in the English language, hee.)


( Nothing Special )

Tags: fic, remus/sirius/ron, slash, threesome

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Author: ozma_katiebell
Recipient: luvscharlie
Title: Refuge
Rating: NC17
Pairing(s): Charlie/ /Lavender (It's meant to be a surprise, so highlight only if you want to be spoiled)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: They say all roads lead to Rome. For Charlie Weasley, the road to Rome may have led him to the one person who can help him find his way home.
Warnings: None
Word Count: 11,200
Author's Notes: I was so thrilled to get this assignment! luvscharlie , I hope it suits!


( Refuge )

Tags: charlie/?, fic, het

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Author: psyfic
Recipient: karasu_hime
Title: Gentleman Caller
Rating: hard R
Pairing(s): Snape/Tonks
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In the aftermath of the war, dealing with lingering injuries, an infant son, a solicitous mother, whilst coming to grips with her inability to work and her feelings of uselessness and failure, the last thing Tonks needed to consider was a love life, especially when hers was dead and buried... or was it?
Warnings: highlight between brackets for fic info/kinks/warnings: [contains: the expected EWE, angst along the road to happy ending, first time, frottage, rimming, licking, & a tiny smidgeon of mpreg. ]
Word-count: ~11,400
Author's Note: My bunny kind of took your Sevadora prompt for a ride. I hope you enjoy the results!


( Gentleman Caller )

Tags: fic, het, snape/tonks

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Author: dripping_cherry
Recipient: ramie_k
Title: Playing Auror
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Scorpius/Albus Severus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: If only Albus had weighed the pros and cons of sneaking into the Hufflepuff Head Boy's room to look for an illegal dragon egg, he might have reconsidered. Things happened in this room…
Warnings: graphic sex, oral, anal
Word Count: ~1,925
Author's Notes: Thanks K and M for the beta! ramie_k, I hope this is to your liking!


( Playing Auror )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, fic, slash

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Author: midnight_birth
Recipient: thehangedwoman
Title: Say My Name
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Kingsley/Percy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: Assumed to be disregarding info JKR gave in interviews about Percy (though I left his profession the same as it makes sense), scenes of very explicit sexual nature (oral and first!time anal), light bondage.
Word Count: 9,959
Summary: Percy works very hard as a high-ranking official to the Minister for Magic. Too hard. His friends and family try to stage an intervention. The Minister, himself, would really rather like Percy to loosen up as well, and tries a lot of things before he finally finds something that decidedly works.
Author's Notes: I’ve never written this pairing before, but the wheels were set in motion when I started writing it and I could barely bring myself to wrap this story up at all it took such a life of its own. I’ve tried to include everything you asked for, except for the McGonagall/Hermione-specific requests, since I didn’t go with that pairing. This was immensely fun to write, and I hope you enjoy it! ♥


( Say My Name )

Tags: fic, percy/kingsley, slash

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Author: lunalovepotter
Recipient: tudorrose1533
Title: Promises Kept
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Teddy/Victoire
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy and Victoire celebrate a milestone in their relationship.
Warnings: Oral sex, shower sex
Word Count: 3,167
Author's Notes: This is my first foray into the Teddy/Victoire pairing, and I tried to use as many of your prompt ideas as possible. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks to my terrific beta. :)


( Promises Kept )

Tags: fic, het, teddy/victoire

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Author: heather11483
Recipient: ozma_katiebell
Title: Another Saturday Night
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seamus is suspicious of what Dean's doing on the weekends and decides to investigate.
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~4400
Author's Notes: ozma_katiebell, you were a pleasure to write for. I hope this is everything you wanted! Thanks to my beta, who knows who she is. <3


( Another Saturday Night )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Author: lyras
Recipient: florahart
Title: Starry in the time of our darkness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Fleur
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Following the deaths of their loved ones, intrigue and the ghosts of the past bring Neville and Fleur together.
Warnings: Character death (before the story starts).
Word Count: 9,000
Author's Notes: This is epilogue-compliant, but interview canon is largely ignored. The title is from 'For the Fallen' by Laurence Binyon; a verse of this poem is quoted in the story. florahart, I really hope you like this! Thank you to my beta-readers, L and E for making a real difference to the story.


(  Starry in the time of our darkness  )

Tags: fic, het, neville/fleur

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Author: nolagal
Recipient: bookofjude
Title: From the Ashes
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron, Harry/Charlie, Ron/Hermione, past Harry/Oliver
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry had discovered that the best way to avoid the past was to live hard until a Quidditch injury leaves him needing care. During his recovery, he does something that could change everything between him and Ron. Unable to deal with the fallout of his actions, Harry goes to stay with Charlie, who is determined to help Harry recover and not just from his physical injuries, preparing him for his return home.
Warnings: Flangst, Rimming, slight UST, EWE
Word Count: ~18,700
Author's Notes: bookofjude, I took your prompt of "Harry is playing Quidditch for England, but is injured and can't play." Plus I did a variation of "Harry is on the run from someone or something, but is found by someone else." I was aiming for flangst and smut but plot overtook most of the smut; it's still there—I promise, it's just buried a bit. Special thanks to my fabulous betas LL and SS for all of their hard work and to MM for being an amazing sounding board throughout my writing process.


( From the Ashes )

Tags: fic, harry/charlie, harry/ron, ron/hermione, slash

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Author: lee_west
Recipient: lyras
Title: Forbidden
Rating: R
Pairings: Cygnus/Minerva; Sirius/Minerva
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Minerva must make tough decisions between what's right or wrong for her.
Warnings: Cross-gen. There are also precocious boys engaging in things kids their age shouldn't be doing – and we all know they don't, right?
Word Count: ~5,800
Author's Notes: According to the Black family tree, Cygnus Black (1929-1979) is the youngest brother of Alphard and Walburga and the father of Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa. He married Druella Rosier.

A million thanks to my anonymous beta.


( Forbidden )

Tags: fic, het, minerva/cygnus black, sirius/minerva

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Author: mr_mercutio
Recipient: rainandshadow
Title: Alone
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Crabbe/Goyle
Word Count: 2,255
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Greg has always been alone until Vince is there. The Room of Requirement changes this.
Warnings: Dark!fic
Author's Notes: Dear rainandshadow, I have taken your request for dark!fic with bits of humour, and I hope that I have delivered something you'll enjoy. Many thanks to my beta and to the mods for running a great fest.


( Alone )

Tags: crabbe/goyle, fic, slash

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Author: piratesword
Recipient: okydoky
Title: Flat Wars (Winner Takes All)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius, Lily, Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Later, Scorpius would look back and pinpoint this as the moment where things had started to go wrong. When Lily Potter accepts a position at Hogwarts and moves out of the flat that she shares with her best friend and her brother, it becomes increasingly clear that Albus and Scorpius are not compatible as flatmates. Eventually war breaks out between the two, with neither one willing to admit they’ve done anything wrong. Add in meddling family members, rampant sexual tension, long hours at the Ministry and copious amounts of firewhisky, and Scorpius thinks that maybe he's in over his head.
Warnings: (Fl)angst, blow jobs, swearing.
Word Count: ~10,000
Author's Notes: okydoky gave me a variety of things to work with, and I pulled out the following specific prompts: Aurors, Healers, Slytherin!Albus, full English breakfast, hospitals, batteries, firewhisky, traveling outside of London, drunken exploits and plot. Some are only mentioned once or twice, others are worked into the plot. I hope that you enjoy reading this, okydoky! Thanks to B for all of her handholding, and for looking this over for me. <3


( Flat Wars (Winner Takes All) )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, fic, slash

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Author: sc010f
Recipient: simons_flower
Title: Finding a Place
Rating:NC-17
Pairing(s):Harry/Ron/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary:Harry has always been the special one, but after the War, can Ron find his place?
Warnings:Threesome, language, explicit sexual content, slash
Word Count: 3,700 words
Author’s Notes: Thanks to J and L, the lovely and talented beta readers of my smut who prevented me from deleting this in a fit of anxiety and saved me from my html coding issues. simons_flower asked for, among other things, voyeurism, frottage, public!sex, first time sex, and smut with substance. Dear, I hope you enjoy this, it was very fun to write!


( Finding A Place )

Tags: fic, harry/ron/hermione, het, slash, threesome

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Author: rainandshadow
Recipient: sc010f
Title: For a Moment
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Luna
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Four years in Azkaban have passed for Sirius. With the appearance of a strange pen, he finds himself out of prison and in the company of a strange woman.
Warnings: none.
Word Count: ~3050
Author's Notes: It turned out stranger than I expected. Many thanks to O for the beta!


( For a Moment )

Tags: fic, het, sirius/luna

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Author: florahart
Recipient: nk_aoede
Title: Stakeout
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Teddy (with mentions of Harry/Ginny, Albus Severus/OMC, Teddy/Victoire, and assorted other innuendo)
Warnings: Voyeurism, innuendo between Albus Severus and Victoire (who are cousins, which is not incestuous in Britain), gentle coercion.
Word Count: 4,372
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It's funny what a bloke can find out if he just keeps his eyes open. Funny, and disturbingly hot, too.


( Stakeout )

Tags: fic, harry/teddy, slash

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Author: snarkyscorp
Recipient: marguerite_26
Title: What He Wants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Scorpius, Harry/Scorpius, Harry/Draco/Scorpius, Scorpius/Albus, Scorpius/Lily, Scorpius/Ginny
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The only thing Scorpius knows is exactly what he wants.
Warnings: Incest, voyeurism, rimming, double penetration, angst, infidelity, rough!sex
Word Count: 9,774
Author's Notes: marguerite_26 offered so many pairing choices that I couldn't decide on just one—so I included as many as I dared (and more)! It was an absolute honor to write for you, darling, and I do hope you enjoy the ensuing smut. I got a little carried away.
Thanks to N for the best beta a girl could ask for!!


( What He Wants )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, draco/scorpius, fic, harry/draco/scorpius, harry/scorpius, het, scorpius/ginny, scorpius/lily, slash, threesome

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Author: inell
Recipient: hazeleyedcappy
Title: Close Quarters
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Hermione/Percy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Hermione goes looking for one thing, and finds something else altogether
Warnings: EWE, reference to past Ron/Hermione
Words: ~13,240


( Close Quarters )

Tags: fic, het, percy/hermione

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Author: thehangedwoman
Recipient: venturous
Title: Welcome, Ghosts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Charlie
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry can't get rid of the ghosts of his past, so he runs away.
Warnings: Slight self-harm, very mild masochism, hurt/comfort
Word Count: 1,238
Author's Notes: Title taken from Explosions in the Sky. Many thanks to P. for betaing.


( Welcome, Ghosts )

Tags: fic, harry/charlie, slash

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Author: sweetcarolanne
Recipient: magic_at_mungos
Title: Dream Girls
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Luna/Ginny
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Luna’s dreams and daydreams take her to strange and wonderful places… but is she merely dreaming after all?
Warnings: Explicit femmeslash, masturbation, outdoor sex, voyeurism, frottage. AU-ish and not DH compliant. Underage in some places (though legal in my country) – Luna and Ginny are both 17 here.
Word Count: 1,034
Author's Notes: Hope this is something along the lines of what you wanted, dear recipient! Many thanks to my beta, who wishes to remain anonymous.


( Dream Girls )

Tags: femmeslash, fic, luna/ginny

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Author: joanwilder
Recipient: cnary_crem_dght
Title: Fallen Far From the Tree
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Snape, Harry/Snape
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic/Warner Brothers, Inc. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Caught between two generations of Potters—literally—Snape discovers that his namesake is cut from a different cloth than his father.
Warnings: Infidelity, bondage, non-con
Word Count: ~19,000
Author's Notes: There is no chan in this story. There is, however, per my recipient's request, post-war Headmaster Snape. I'll leave it up to you to decide if he's pervy; I do think he's ugly. Thank you, J., for beta reading. And snogs to the Mods for giving us a reason to smut in the spring.


( Fallen Far From The Tree )

Tags: albus severus/snape, fic, slash, snape/harry

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Author: tudorrose1533
Recipient: heather11483
Title: Happy New Year
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Rose/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A series of December thirty-firsts and January firsts featuring Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley.
Warnings: None
Word Count: 7,845
Author's Notes: I hope you enjoy it, and that your requests were well-fulfilled! Thanks to my beta, K.—any errors found are my own!


( Happy New Year )

Tags: fic, het, scorpius/rose

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Author: tarie
Recipient: mariamme
Title: I Got Life, Brother
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Title comes from the song "I Got Life" from the musical Hair.
Summary: Seventh Year at Hogwarts was not what Seamus expected: Snape in charge, Death Eaters teaching classes, and Dean missing. How can he find his way when he's feeling so very lost?
Warnings: frottage
Word Count: 2,000+-ish
Author's Notes: For mariamme. I hope this is an enjoyable read. Thanks to my beta and thanks to the lovely mods! Happy Springsmut!


( I Got Life, Brother )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Author: snegurochka_lee
Recipient: who_la_hoop
Title: Scorpius Malfoy's Very Bad Week
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Scorpius/James Jr./Teddy and permutations. Hints of background Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The company of Gryffindors was bad enough. The company of naked Gryffindors – a Potter and a werewolf spawn, no less, and totally unasked for, thank you very much – was outrageous. The company of naked, muscled Gryffindors claiming a sodding Muggle prophecy device had foretold his seduction was just too much to take. All things considered, Scorpius Malfoy really was having a very, very bad week.
Warnings: Consensual sex among people aged 16, 17 and 24. DH-compliant.
Word Count: ~25,000
Author's Notes: I'm not sure I would have come up with this threesome or this plot on the power of my own brain, but it was fabulously fun to write, so thank you to who_la_hoop for suggesting it! Hope you like it. :) The request was for canon-based plot, angst and humour in equal measure, snarky dialogue, and a Hogwarts environment where not everyone is happily gay. Oh, and the Ouija board. Let's not forget about the Ouija board. Also, my betas basically rule the universe and deserve piles of thanks.


( Scorpius Malfoy's Very Bad Week )

Tags: fic, scorpius/james jr./teddy, slash, teddy/james jr, threesome

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Author: xylodemon
Recipient: cmere
Title: With No Spine Intact
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: James/Sirius, Regulus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, implied James/Lily
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In which the kids are all fucked up.
Warnings: Incest and unhappiness.
Words: ~3,600
Author's Notes: For cmere, who wanted angst, people using each other, and a general inability to get what you really want. She also wanted a threesome, which didn't quite happen, but I mostly managed the rest. Many thanks to my beta, and to midnitemarauder, whose patience with my shenanigans and excuses should earn her a sainthood, at the very least.


( With No Spine Intact )

Tags: fic, james/sirius, regulus/sirius, remus/sirius, slash

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Author: ragdoll
Recipient: green_amber
Title: Omnia Mutantur, Nihil Interit (Everything Changes, But Nothing Is Truly Lost)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Charlie/Tonks with implied Andromeda/Rosmerta, past mentions of Charlie/OFC, Tonks/OMC and Remus/Tonks
Disclaimer: All characters etc. property of JK Rowling, Bloomsbury, Scholastic, Raincoast & the WB. All words mine own.
Summary: At the age of eleven, Charlie Weasley met the most extraordinary girl on the way to Hogwarts. Fourteen years later, he is struggling with the fact that he may have lost her forever.
Warnings: wanking, spanking, voyeurism, biting
Word Count: 21,500 or thereabouts (would that I were joking)
Author's Notes: For green_amber who asked for "any pairing--Rebuilding/recovering from the war", spanking, biting, alcohol, faraway locations, extreme weather, banter, a touch of humour, and Spunky! Not!Dead Tonks, all of which are in here in some way or another. There is fluff, angst and bittersweetness, as well as a hopeful ending. If the story makes you cry at any point, I pray it's for the right reasons! I really hope you enjoy this.

I tried to stick pretty close to canon whenever possible through the end of Deathly Hallows, other than the Tragic Death of Nymphadora Tonks, of course. I suspect my version of how Patronus messages work is not quite canon, but it was the only way to make certain plot elements work, so please forgive me. I'm also aware that Cedric Diggory probably wasn't a reserve Seeker in his first year at school, but it was nice to name-check him all the same.

Many thanks to my entire support team who kept me going when I was ready to just give up and delete the entire thing, and to the hp_springsmut mods who were more than patient with me. I do hope it was worth the wait.


( Omnia Mutantur, Nihil Interit (Everything Changes, But Nothing Is Truly Lost) )

Tags: charlie/tonks, fic, het

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Author: padsfoot
Recipient: marseverlasting
Title: There Are No Lions in England
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): James/Sirius, James/Lily, Remus/Sirius, Sirius/Lily.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: "And this was really the way that my whole road experience began, and the things that were to come are too fantastic not to tell." Jack Kerouac
Warnings: Tie sex, oral sex, het sex, language, basically some dirty witches and wizards running loose.
Word Count: ~14,500
Author's Notes: The perspective jumps from "chapter" to "chapter" so it's not limited to one character's point of view, and you get a jumble of scenes. It's roughly based off On The Road but only a smidgen. I hope you enjoy it! And a special thank you to the AMAZING M & A for proofing this for me in record time. You are both truly amazing and I could not have done this without both of you!


( There Are No Lions in England )

Tags: fic, het, james/lily, james/sirius, remus/sirius, sirius/lily, slash

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Author: violet_quill
Recipient: ships_harry
Title: In Wolf's Clothing
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Teddy/Draco, implied Harry/Draco and Fenrir/Draco, as well as: (Highlight for spoiler: Lucius/Teddy, Draco/James Jr.)
Warnings: prostitution, orgasm denial, wanking, consensual D/s, whipping, light bondage, dubious consent, implied (past) non-con, implied incestuous themes, implied underage sex
Summary: Teddy would do anything to help his makeshift family, including going undercover at a werewolf brothel to solve a very personal crime.
Word Count: 9300
Author's Notes: ships_harry, I have to give you major props for your bravery with that open-ended list for pairings, and I hope that the ones I chose are to your liking! This whole thing was vaguely inspired by "wolves in the walls" though how it evolved from there is a whole other story. I hope you don't mind some mystery plot with your kink! A huge thank you to N for, well, doing everything but actually forcing the pen into my hand to write so to speak, and to the mods for their saintly patience.



( In Wolf's Clothing )

Tags: fenrir/draco, fic, harry/draco, slash, teddy/draco

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Author: shes_gone
Recipient: wook77
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seamus is naked a lot. Dean's worked out a way to cope.
Warnings: Sixth years wanking. Seamus as a total fandom!cliché. Brief mention of Dean/Ginny.
Word Count: 4300
Author's Notes: Springsmut! Yay! Endless thanks to K, A, T and N. ♥


( A Simple Misunderstanding )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Author: krystal_moon
Recipient: caelianokawaii
Title: What might have been
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Harry/Fenrir, Bellatrix/Ginny/Tom (very, very minor)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: What if things had gone differently at Malfoy Manor? This is what could have happened.
Warnings: non-con, dub-con, mind games, character death, turmoil, bondage, rough sex, toys, exhibitionism/voyeurism, physical punishment, AU world DARK FIC
Word Count: ~6,100
Author's Notes: This for caelianokawaii for the 2008 hp_springsmut fest. I will admit I found this more difficult than I thought and many ideas have changed but the one thing that hasn’t changed was the fact it is "in canon" for it starts during Chapter 23 of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" ("Malfoy Manor") and takes the story in a new direction. I have tried to put in the following kinks:

during the war, bittersweet endings, Dub con, power play, desperateness, enthusiastic/rough sex, mind fucks, biting, teasing, urgency,, guilty conscience, licking, dark!fic, characters being in difficult or vexing situations, inner turmoil story with conflict, angst and I tried desperately to put duality in the characters. I also was sneaky to put in a quickie threesome.

I will admit that I took several short paragraphs from the books but these are used for creative purposes only and will not be counted as the total word count (credits at the end of the story) Special thanks to S and T for beta reading the fic for me :-)


( What might have been )

Tags: bellatrix/ginny/tom, fic, harry/fenrir, slash

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Author: screamingveela
Recipient: artzeechik04
Title: Sudden and Inevitable
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Pansy/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A sudden and inevitable crisis of faith; takes place in the girls' sixth year.
Warnings: The girls are seventeen.
Word Count: 3800
Author's Notes: artzeechik04 asked for voyeurism, roughness, fight!sex, light bondage, drunken sex, cigarettes, biting, but the girls wanted to do it their way, and only one kink made it in. Still, it's very much in the spirit of tying someone up and taking control, even if the restraints aren't visible. I hope you like it!


( Sudden and Inevitable )

Tags: femslash, fic, pansy/hermione

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Author/Artist: xingou
Recipient: loony4lupin
Title: Afternoon Delight
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Teddy/James Jr
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When the family is away, the boys will play.
Warnings: Art is so not work safe. At all.
Word Count: ~2000
Medium: Photoshop
Author's Notes: So many thanks are due to L for all of her input in the fic, which was not a small amount (the potatoes are completely her fault) and for the fantastic beta on both the art and the story, and to everyone who held my hand as I worked on this. Lisa, you are an amazing person for running this monster two years running. Or crazy. :P

*The art on the bedroom wall is by the amazingly talented Zak Smith.

( Afternoon Delight - fic )

( Afternoon Delight - art )

Tags: art, fic, slash, teddy/james jr

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Author: inksheddings
Recipient: entrenous88
Title: All Things Said and Done
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Remus/Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Losing yourself is sometimes just a roundabout way of finding home.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: ~3,400
Author's Notes: This is most definitely AU, in that Remus and Tonks do not die during the Battle of Hogwarts.


( All Things Said and Done )

Tags: fic, remus/harry, slash

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Author: tarie
Recipient: enderxenocide
Title: None the Wiser As They Both Be Fools
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Regulus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: While carrying out an Order mission on Knockturn Alley, Sirius spies Regulus. Mission temporarily aborted, Sirius follows, lead by lineage and love lost. Missing canon moment(s).
Warnings: Blackcest
Word Count: ~3,000
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta! enderxenocide, I hope you enjoy. I tried to hit on some of your requests; hope I didn't cock it up too badly! Happy Springsmut!


( None the Wiser As They Both Be Fools )

Tags: fic, sirius/regulus, slash

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Author: olivers_ace
Recipient: All hp_springsmut watchers and participants. Enjoy!
Title: More Fun Than Studying
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Hermione/Fred/George
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Hermione hasn't been able to sleep because she's been spending so much time studying. Fred and George decide to help her out.
Warnings: Public sex, threesome. No incest though.
Word Count: ~1334


( More Fun Than Studying )

Tags: fic, fred/george/hermione, het, threesome

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Author: caelianokawaii
Recipient: tourniquette
Title: We Are Such Stuff as Dreams Are Made On
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): evil!Lucius/Hermione, Hermione/Lord Voldemort, Severus/Hermione(implied), many others!
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: His breath ghosted over her shoulder as he whispered menacingly, "I assure you, Granger. I take no pleasure in what I am about to do. I have no wish to dirty my body with the filth that coats your blood."
Warnings: AU-ness (Voldie won! And some deaths are not DH compliant), Non-con, dub-con, Latin, allusion to torture, small bit of blood/knife play, mindfuckery, and general distaste for Weasleys.
Word Count: 10,300
Author's Notes: Thank you SO much to my wonderful beta, W. She took a coagulated blob of pretty words and did a spring cleaning of epic proportions. Any mistakes here after are, naturally my own. And thank you also to the wonderful mods for being so very, very patient with me and my bothersome technology failures. You were amazing!

This was my first fest, my first smut, and—to be completely honest—my first fic. I wanted to give you everything you asked for, tourniquette, and I didn't want to disappoint. This began as something completely different but just progressed as my mind went on a tailspin of sorts. I really hope you enjoy it and that your spring is filled with flourishing Gurdyroots to keep those pesky Gulping Plimpies away!


(  We Are Such Stuff as Dreams Are Made On )

Tags: fic, hermione/voldemort, het, lucius/hermione

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Author: ladyblack888
Recipient: laboratories
Title: Friends In Need
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius, James/Sirius, James/Sirius/Remus and Peter/Sirius (sort of. Don't be scared!)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Sirius will do anything for his friends. Or at least Peter likes to think so…
Warnings: Fight!sex, pity!sex, breathplay, threesome and a creepy person.
Word Count: ~1700
Author's Notes: I know I was asked for J/S/R or P/S, but they just went well together. And then the J/S bit just wrote itself. And so I needed some R/S to even things out. I hope you like it. ♥ Thanks M. for the beta.


( Friends In Need )

Tags: fic, remus/sirius, remus/sirius/james, sirius/james, sirius/peter, slash

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Author: wook77
Recipient: shes_gone
Title: Of Quidditch, Trains and Footie Matches
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: What's the best way to cope with turning thirty and realising that your life isn't what you'd planned? Go on a road trip with your best mate. It's just too bad for Dean and Seamus when even that doesn't go according to plan.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~11,800
Author's Notes: Dear shes_gone - thank you for your patience in waiting for this story to come to fruition. From your request, I tried to incorporate: awkwardness, rubbing, kissing, descriptive details, emotional confusion, poorly articulated man-feelings, a bit of angst and Quidditch. Your request was a dream come true for me so I can only hope that this meets and/or exceeds your hopes. ♥ For my betas (N, B5, M, MM, K), so much love and thanks. The remaining mistakes are, obviously, my own. Finally – many thanks to midnitemarauder for her patience and handholding as I ironed this one out.


( Of Quidditch, Trains and Footie Matches )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Author: kaellite
Recipient: celandineb
Title: A Safe Place?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Neville, Neville/Draco/Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Draco see's something he wasn't meant to see (or was he?), and can't let it go.
Warnings: EWE, Rimming, voyerism, exhibitionism, threesome
Word Count: ~2900
Author's Notes: I tried to include a ton of your kinks/requests, but the boys would only cooperate with hopeful ending, voyerism, exhibitionsim, and rimming. Sorry, but I did manage to include 3 of your requested characters.


( A Safe Place? )

Tags: fic, harry/neville, harry/neville/draco, slash, threesome

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Author: tourniquette
Recipient: arbor_vitae
Title: Land of the Trembling Earth
Rating: Adult
Pairing(s): Luna/"Rolf" or Luna/?
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Some secrets are better left in the wild.
Warnings: darkfic, minor character death, implied character death
Word Count: ~25,560
Author's Notes: The sequence of events is out of order. I've labelled the first set of events with numbers and the second set that follows it with letters. I hope that the pairing in this comes out the way you wanted, Mai. You said no non-con (what I assumed you meant by no sexual violence against women), so I made sure there wasn't any, though it could have easily gone that way. If my memories of the Ministry conflict between the movie and book versions, please forgive me. I hope Luna emerged as you see her: a contrast in light against dark who can be affected, but remains undiminished in her quest to find hope and life wherever she seeks them.


( Land of the Trembling Earth )

Tags: fic, het, luna/'rolf', luna/?

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Author: cmere
Recipient: penknife
Title: Lifted
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Albus has to make a choice.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~2700
Author's Notes: I owe enormous thanks to R, E, L, and K for betas, look-overs, and general hand-holding. Happy Springsmut, penknife!


( Lifted )

Tags: albus dumbledore/gellert grindelwald, fic, slash

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Author: loony4lupin
Recipient: snegurochka_lee
Title: Steps to Planning a Successful Seduction
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Teddy Lupin/James Potter II
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: James Potter II was not placed in Gryffindor for nothing. He gets exactly what he wants, but this time he's looking more for what he needs.
Warnings: Boy sex, wanking, rimming, DH-spoilers, minor fluff
Word Count: 5,807
Author's Notes: This little fic has been through so many revisions and recipients but I am so happy to be giving it to snegurochka_lee, who writes amazing work. I do hope my Teddy is sufficient. I fell in love with this pairing so long ago and I hope this is enjoyed. A large thanks to my beta S, if it wasn't for her... I probably wouldn't ever be able to write work fit for the public eye. Also, a big thanks to Lisa for being mod and making sure my fic had a home. : )


( Steps to Planning a Successful Seduction )

Tags: fic, slash, teddy/james jr

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Author: lee_west
Recipient: violet_quill
Title: The Plea Bargain
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Percy/Lucius, Lucius/Narcissa
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Percy is put in charge of Lucius's plea bargain. But he gets much more than he bargained for.
Warnings: Adultery, in a sense.
Word Count: ~6,100
Author's Notes: A million thanks to my anonymous betas.


( The Plea Bargain )

Tags: fic, lucius/narcissa, percy/lucius, slash

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Author: trague
Recipient: chazpure
Title: Neville's Portrait.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Neville Longbottom
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Five years after the war Professor Severus Snape's portrait appears on Professor Neville Longbottom's bedroom wall.
Warnings: Nothing too kinky and mostly epilogue compliant (Neville doesn't marry)
Word Count: ~5,450
Author's Notes: Big thanks to the mods for their endless support and patience and to A for the support and beta. This is the first time I've written anything more than a drabble in over five years and the first time I've ever written smut so please, constructive criticism is desperately needed. chazpure I hope you enjoy it.


( Neville's Portrait )

Tags: fic, severus/neville, slash

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Author: sake1_1
Recipient: sweet_lemmon
Title: Three is a magic number
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Hermione/Ron
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: “We?” Harry didn’t think his voice could even get up into that range. “As in both of you? At the same time?”
Warnings: EWE, and PWP.
Word Count: 1, 425
Author's Notes: I’d like to thank my betas for once again helping me through my computer problems, the mods for also dealing with my problems.


( Three is a magic number )

Tags: fic, harry/ron/hermione, het, slash

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Author: snegurochka_lee
Recipient: tarie
Title: Napoleon in Three Acts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/James, Sirius/Regulus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: One brother: the one you love above all others. Two brothers: the ones you can never choose between.
Warnings: Incest, dub-con, three canon character deaths, sex between boys aging from 16 to 19.
Word Count: ~5,400
Author's Notes: For tarie, who wanted these two pairings with uniforms, banter, angst, and a few sexual endeavours that are listed at the end of the story. I fear the angst may have triumphed a little bit over the requested hopeful ending, but then, it depends on your point of view: I thought it was hopeful; my beta thought it was bleak. We then tweaked it and compromised. :) At any rate, Happy Springsmut, Tarie! Hope you enjoy.


( Napoleon in Three Acts )

Tags: fic, sirius/james, sirius/regulus, slash

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Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Recipient: olivers_ace
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense, lol – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only secondary….
Word Count: Lots. Also known as ~40,000
Author's Notes: Much thanks to the moderators for giving me the extension I hardly deserved. And to those who looked it over for me – if anything is wrong, it's because of me entirely (it's somewhat unfair asking to read over a novella on short notice). olivers_ace, I hope this fulfills your request satisfactorily as I couldn't fit everything in, though I tried for what I could. I did so want to be able to give you your OTP, even if I have an annoying tendency to want to work within canon, so this is what resulted – the plot bunny of doom.


( There Are No Constants )

Tags: fic, hermione/fred, het

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Author: svartalfur
Recipient: a_belladonna
Title: Priapus
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Dumbledore, mentions of past Albus/Gellert.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Severus behaves very oddly. Albus is affected.
Warnings: Exhibitionism, voyeurism, wanking portraits.
Word Count: ~ 3,000
Author's Notes: Thank you to K for hunting bunnies with me and to M for the beta.
Dear a_belladonna, we share a penchant for proper wizarding robes. I gave Severus underpants for canon's sake, but Albus is allowed, in the words of Archie in GoF, a healthy breathe round his privates. I had great fun writing this, I hope you enjoy it!


( Priapus )

Tags: albus dumbledore/gellert grindelwald, fic, severus/dumbledore, slash

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Author: midnightblue88
Recipient: screamingveela
Title: The Greenhouse Effect
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Hermione/Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters are over 18.
Summary: One year later and Hermione was still watching over him, and Ron was still holding his hand, and Harry still needed them more than he could ever say out loud.
Warnings: EWE, PWP-ish
Word Count: ~2,200
Author's Notes: Thank you to the wonderful people that looked over the fic for me and offered suggestions and encouragement along the way.

screamingveela, you asked for sex in the greenhouses, at Hogwarts or shortly after the war, and sweet, first time sex (I sort of stretched that last one a bit, I hope it's okay). I wanted this to be really plotty and deep, but then the characters were like, "We just want to have sex in the greenhouse," and it was really hard to say no with Ron making that pouty face, so I gave in. I really hope you enjoy it!


( The Greenhouse Effect )

Tags: fic, harry/ron/hermione, het, slash, threesome

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Author: emiime
Recipient: aome
Title: Withdrawals
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Percy/George, past Fred/George
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In making his brother well, Percy discovers what he needs to heal himself.
Warnings: Past drug abuse. Also see pairings.
Word Count: 6555
Author's Notes: Heaps of thanks to the two wonderful people who helped me to plot and plan and jump-start this fic. ♥


( Withdrawals )

Tags: fic, fred/george, percy/george, slash

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