'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: wook77
Recipient: vanseedee
Title: Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not)
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When a mission goes horribly awry, Seamus is forced to deal with the consequences of his too-loud mouth, his brashness and his inability to not love Dean Thomas.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~8000
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my betas, T, J, M. Also dedicated to C for cheerleading and general awesomeness. vanseedee, it wasn't intentional but, surprisingly enough (and for the first time I've ever done it), I think I included all of your requests and kinks. I hope you enjoy! Finally, many thanks to midnitemarauder for running this fest yet again. You are made of win.


( Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not) )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Author: drcjsnider
Recipient: lunalovepotter
Title: The Inheritance
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Rose/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy is in serious trouble. When he can't turn to his family or his friends for help, he ends up on Rose Weasley's doorstep.
Warnings: Language, Graphic Sex
Word Count: ~9400
Author's Notes: I don't know what happened with this story. lunalovepotter gave me a ton of freedom and said she would like a little plot with her smut, but I ended up with WAY more plot than intended. Hopefully, there is enough sexual tension and actual smut to please the recipient. A BIG "thank you" goes out to Q for agreeing to beta this at the last minute. I mucked around with it a lot after she saw it though, so any mistakes are all mine. Also thanks to A, who gave me a plot bunny when my rabbit cage was empty.


( The Inheritance )

Tags: fic, het, scorpius/rose

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Author: snarkyscorp
Recipient: nolagal
Title: Breaking the Rules
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Hugo, background Albus Severus/Scorpius and Lily/OC
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The Annual Weasley Family Picnic turns out to be much more than Harry bargained for, but he can't help but enjoy it.
Warnings: Underage (Hugo is nearly 17, Harry is late 40s I guess?), dirty talk, near-public sex, incest (Uncle/nephew)
Word Count: ~5,000
Author's Notes: I intended for this to be much longer, but still I hope it does your kinklist justice. Thanks to NS for beta'ing.


( Breaking the Rules )

Tags: fic, harry/hugo, slash

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Author: lauriegilbert
Recipient: j_lunatic
Title: Fairytales and Roses
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry Potter/Neville Longbottom
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Once upon a time Gran wanted to marry off her grandson. Sometimes things don't work out the way you expected.
Warnings: AU
Word Count: ~2800
Author's Notes: Big thanks to L and F for being so great while I whined over these boys being stubborn. All mistakes here are not fault of betas but of my ignoring their advice because I'm a stubborn bint.


( Fairytales and Roses )

Tags: fic, harry/neville, slash

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Author: leni_jess
Recipient: kereia
Title: Chasing Miss Granger
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of JK Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Lucius Malfoy decides that courting the influential and esteemed Miss Granger would improve his social and political standing in the post-war wizarding world; Hermione decides that allowing him to do so would give her a clearer understanding of pureblood thought and intent, the better to keep them in their place. Then things get a little out of control.
Warnings: EWE
Word Count: ~12,000 words
Author's Notes: I hope kereia enjoys this, and that it has enough plot for her alongside the romance and smut. I might have gone on a lot longer, and introduced a lot more plot, if only it hadn't taken me far too long to write this! Just as well I didn't; it's better like this. I am grateful to my beta readers S1 and S2 for going through this fic so quickly and carefully, to B for her check for a specific issue, and to the exchange mods for giving me extension upon extension.


( Chasing Miss Granger )

Tags: fic, het, lucius/hermione

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Author: ramie_k
Recipient: lauriegilbert
Title: Even If You Don't Say It
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Sometimes actions really do speak louder than words…
Warnings: Some frottage, dirty talk, boysex…all that good stuff!
Word Count: ~2300
Author's Notes: Major, never-can-be-repaid thanks must go to my last minute beta help and the super mods for being so patient and understanding. Hope it was worth it!


( Even If You Don't Say It )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, fic, slash

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Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Recipient: wayharshtai
Title: Somebody To Lean On
Rating: R
Pairing: Dean/Seamus, a featured Gryffindor supporting cast
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Things can never return to normal that easily, and you should never have to face your problems alone.
Warning(s): Minor language
Word Count: ~24,000
Author's Notes: wayharshtai, I think I managed to work in most everything you asked for, and oddly enough most of it was incidental. This was a bit outside of my comfort zone, but it was a pleasure to write all the same. I hope you enjoy it!


( Somebody to Lean On )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Author: hecticity
Recipient: themadmermaid
Title: The Art of Seduction
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Lucius/Narcissa
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Lucius was Narcissa's pawn from the very beginning, but she was only playing the game out of love.
Warnings: First time sex. Also, it might be fluffier than you wanted, but only by a tiny bit, I swear.
Word Count: ~5700
Author's Notes: I may have fudged the timeline of Abraxas’ life a bit, but my research didn’t turn up an exact date of his death. My thanks to my beta for all of her help (you will be credited after the reveal). Thanks especially to the mod for giving me the time to do this story justice. I really hope that you enjoy it, themadmermaid!


( The Art of Seduction )

Tags: fic, het, lucius/narcissa

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Author: okydoky
Recipient: tray_la_la
Title: Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems
Pairing: Teddy/James
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When Teddy Lupin arrives back in the United Kingdom after six months in Romania, he is struck down by an uncomfortable illness. Luckily for him, he has a willing nurse right on hand. Or not.
Warnings: Anal sex, rimming, felching, blow-jobs, slight bondage.
Word Count: ~10,500
Author Notes: I have made up this illness entirely, its symptoms and progression included, I apologise for any inaccuracies in this. Thank you very much to my lovely beta, S, any remaining mistakes are my own.


( Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems )

Tags: fic, slash, teddy/james jr

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Author: ragdoll
Recipient: gm_weasley
Title: The Best Laid Plans
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks (past mentions of Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks, and Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Tonks has had a very bad day at work, but it's about to get a whole lot better. However, it doesn't take an Auror to know that there's something suspicious about a man with romance on his mind.
Warnings: Shiny, fluffy, vanilla het sex
Word Count: ~5750
Author's Notes: gm_weasley, this one's for you. I loved all your requests and every one of your pairings, and intended to write them all. Unfortunately, like Bill here, my best laid plans went astray. However, I tried to write you the most fluffy, vanilla-y, silly, warm and happy fic I could possibly manage, and really hope you like it.

My heartfelt thanks to all my betas and, of course, to midnitemarauder for having the patience of several saints when it came to getting this turned in.


( The Best Laid Plans )

Tags: bill/tonks, fic, het

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Author: j_lunatic
Recipient: coffee_n_cocoa
Title: Redhead in Bed
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Ron; background George/Lee
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Neville learns much more than he expected about the power of scent.
Warnings: Dubcon?
Word Count: 2,300
Author's Notes: 1) In the days before modern hygiene, redheads traditionally were said to have a characteristic body odour; one 19th-century aficionado described it as "amber and violets." 2) Demeter makes a fragrance called Redhead in Bed, but it's based on a cocktail combining strawberries, lemon juice, and gin.


( Redhead in Bed )

Tags: fic, ron/neville, slash

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Author: lady_green_bat
Recipient: purelush
Title: What a Good Girl Wants
Rating: Hard R
Pairings: Katie/Percy; Angelina/George; minor Katie/Marcus, Katie/Oliver
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Spectacularly-single girl 'Aunt' Katie Bell may have an easy time with all the Weasley kids, but who is going to treat this supposed angel like the woman she really is?
Warnings: Het, boobsex, spanking, next gen characters
Word Count: ~5000
Author's Notes: I hope you don't mind the inclusion of these other couples but the kind of just jumped out at me. Also this is a different kind of Katie for me but hopefully it works for you purelush!


( What a Good Girl Wants )

Tags: fic, george/angelina, het, percy/katie

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Author: simons_flower
Recipient: snarkyscorp
Title: Last Ride
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Oliver
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Oliver finds out about Harry's crush on him and decides it should be requited before leaving Hogwarts.
Warnings: chan (Harry is 13)
Word Count: ~2,280
Author's Note: Thanks to A for assuring me I wasn't writing a stalkerfic and to M for the beta.


( Last Ride )

Tags: fic, harry/oliver, slash

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Author: nixitall
Recipient: venturous
Title: Peace and Quiet
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: James/Lily
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A little peek into James and Lily's home life before any pregnancy or prophesy.
Warnings: Sex (no surprise there)
Word Count: ~1,220
Author's Notes: I hope you like it! Thank you to my beta, you’re the best!


( Peace and Quiet )

Tags: fic, het, james/lily

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Author: bluemoon02
Recipient: ariadneelda
Title: Mr Potter is Entirely Complicit
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Snape/Harry/Sirius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Severus Snape is sick and tired of Sirius undermining his authority, and decides it's time to reveal some hard truths.
Warnings: Light S&M, chan (set during OotP)
Word Count: ~2,500
Author's Notes: Huge thanks to my last-minute betas, r and b, and to the plot bunnies that allowed me to write my first Sirius!fic. Ariadne, I hope you enjoy, and that this relationship is screwed-up enough for you!


( Mr Potter is Entirely Complicit )

Tags: fic, slash, snape/harry/sirius, threesome

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Author: wook77
Recipient: idea_of_sarcasm
Title: The Story of Them
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Seamus/Lavender, others
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The story of Seamus and Lavender is the story of them - the whole of the DA as they take on the Death Eaters.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~8200 words
Author's Notes: Dear idea_of_sarcasm, I tried my darndest to get you a post-DH story but it simply wouldn't work out for me. I'm afraid that the only one that worked was a during-DH story. I apologise profusely. I did try to work in as much plot and canon as I could. I also took your request to develop characters of both sexes rather literally. There's definitely very little fluff and absolutely no pregnancy in here. There's also strong women, "magical stuff", affection and way too much plot. I based the story off your prompt of "Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." Many thanks to my betas, M, T, & J. Also – many, many thanks to the mod, midnitemarauder for not killing me when I took shameless advantage of her patience.


(  The Story of Them )

Tags: fic, het, seamus/lavender

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Author: trubbleclef
Recipient: loony4lupin
Title: Lazy Arsehole
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Percy/Teddy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy is just really, really, really messy. Percy cannot abide this.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: ~2500
Author's Notes: loony4lupin, I hope that you enjoy this. It was fun writing it for you. Also thank you to the mods for being ridiculously patient with me. Finally, a shout to Ian McKellen for some really obvious inspiration. Subtle...like a blunt object over the head.


( Lazy Arsehole )

Tags: fic, percy/teddy, slash

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Author: cat_goddess
Recipient: dragyn_42
Title: Hogwart’s Best Kept Secret
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary:Ron finds out about one of Hogwart’s best kept secrets, and is pleasantly surprised.
Warnings: None really
Word Count: ~3,000
Author's Notes: Thank you to my beta. Dragyn_42, I tried to work as much of your prompts and kinks in as I could. This story took an entirely different path than I had originally intended, but Ron/Pansy is one of my favorite pairings. I hope you like this.


(  Hogwart’s Best Kept Secret  )

Tags: fic, het, ron/pansy

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Author: magnus_leo
Recipient: tarie
Title: A thousand years of good wine
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Regulus, background Sirius/James
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Regulus grins, face brown in the sun, freckles like flakes of painted gold. He runs a hand through his hair, a roguish mess like his brother's and curled loose like a Jew. He nods, and licks his lips: "And you'll bloody well like it."
Warnings: incest, possibly slightly disturbing, drug and alcohol use, Wales.
Word Count: ~11,900
Author's Notes: Your prompts were really interesting tarie, and I hope I wrote something maybe that maybe you'll like? Tried to include as many kinks as possible and tried desperately hard to make the men somewhat manly so I hope I've succeeded! Thanks to my beta and hand-holder T for easing me through this one even when I wanted to jump out of windows, lots of windows, every window.


( A thousand years of good wine )

Tags: fic, sirius/james, sirius/regulus, slash

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Author: humbuggirl
Recipient: lady_green_bat
Title: The Girl in the Formal Dress
Rating: R/NC17
Pairing(s): Scorpius/Lily (II)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: They had been together for nearly three months, and it was only now that Scorpius was willing to acknowledge that, at some point during that period, Lily must surely have stolen his spine.
Warnings: Mild bondage
Word Count: ~7,800 words
Author's Notes: Thanks to my wonderful beta, who once again put up with me dithering over this.


( The Girl in the Formal Dress )

Tags: fic, het, scorpius/lily

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Author: curia_regis
Recipient: piratesword
Title: Roundabouts and trees
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Teddy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A month after Teddy Lupin was born, Harry Potter disappeared. Now, more than twenty years later, Teddy goes off searching for him.
Warnings: Dark themes
Word Count: ~5500
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to L for being an awesome beta and for making me add more so that the fic made sense! Thank you to M for looking it over!


( Roundabouts and trees )

Tags: fic, harry/teddy, slash

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Author: gm_weasley
Recipient: nixitall
Title: A Timely Intervention
Rating: NC17, just about
Pairing(s): Neville/Tonks, (Remus/Tonks, background epilogue-compliant shipping and Hannah/Ernie)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Hannah's words as he'd left flooded his head as he took his first step: don't let anybody see you, least of all your past self; you can't play any active role in the battle, and for Merlin's sake don't change anything; If you're trying to get to Hogwarts, you'll probably end up in the Entrance Hall, though I'm not completely sure; you can't Apparate at Hogwarts; May 2nd 2003 at 1.02 a.m.
Warnings: Time travel and drunk!sex, as requested. Oh, and pillaging of interview canon to leave only the stuff I wanted!
Word Count: 15,000
Author's Notes: Thanks to my anonymous beta reader for much help, hand-holding and letting me bounce a stupid number of ideas and titles off her ♥


( A Timely Intervention )

Tags: fic, het, neville/tonks

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Author: tray_la_la
Recipient: nolagal
Title: Beware Weasleys Bearing Gifts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Albus knows better, but he can't say no to a Malfoy with a sweet tooth. Divine Providence and perspiration ensue.
Warnings: None!
Word Count: ~3,900
Author's Notes: Happy Springsmut nolagal! I really hope you enjoy this! It was the second fic I wrote after the first decided it didn't love me anymore (the feeling was mutual), inspired by your prompt alluding to the shenanigans of our dearest George. Thanks to the mods for putting on this great fest, and a million thanks to Lisa for putting up with me and truly being a god among mods. Big thank you to my beta, B, for whipping this into shape in record time – you're a lifesaver, my dear! All remaining mistakes are my own.


( Beware Weasleys Bearing Gifts )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, fic, slash

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Author: aestus
Recipient: humbuggirl
Title: Draco Malfoy and The Scandal in Wiltshire
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Astoria, Draco/Astoria/Ginny-ish
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Draco's always had a thing for Ginny. Astoria sets out to make him regret it.
Warnings: Unbridled smut, the rampant abuse and liberal lifting of Sherlock Holmes references
Word Count: ~3500
Author's Notes: humbuggirl, I hope you like this. It was an absolute blast to write this and try to work in some of your prompts, especially the Sherlock Holmes, which I'd never read and thoroughly enjoyed researching. I owe a very, very special thank you to the mods who were always kind and understanding as this thing demanded to be written and rewritten and I missed deadline after deadline.


( Draco Malfoy and The Scandal in Wiltshire )

Tags: draco/astoria, draco/astoria/ginny, fic, het

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Author: loony4lupin
Recipient: r0sivan
Title: The Subtle Art of List Making
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Oliver/Percy, Oliver/OMC
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Falling in love wasn't in Oliver Wood's plan. But he was very good at making plans when the situation called.
Warnings: Slash, oral, frottage, and general silliness.
Word Count: 12, 500
Author's Notes: Wow. This morphed into something I couldn't have even imagined. A big, huge thanks to my beta S, without whom I wouldn't be writing. Enjoy!


( The Subtle Art of List Making )

Tags: fic, percy/oliver, slash

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Author: tristesses
Recipient: sweet_carolanne
Title: City of Blinding Light
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Gabrielle Delacour/Hermione Granger
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. The concept of Gabrielle's potion is copyright Karen Moline, from the novel Belladonna. The song Hermione hums is "Paris" by Camille; again, not written by me. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Six years down the line, and the wizarding world is in shambles; French revolutionaries have spilled the secret of their existence to Muggle society. Hermione, sent by the Ministry to work as a spy in Paris, finds a good deal more than she anticipated, and possibly saves the world in the process.
Warnings: Light BDSM, mild sex magic, non-DH compliant, some angst
Word Count: ~5100
Author's Notes: sweet_carolanne, you asked for romance, lingerie and corsets, lots of kisses, and light BDSM; I hope this fits your criteria. Please excuse my French if it's incorrect; it's been a few years since I took the class. I enjoyed writing this immensely; hope you like it!


( City of Blinding Light )

Tags: femmeslash, fic, hermione/gabrielle

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Author: svartalfur
Recipient: snegurochka_lee
Title: Mirror Inverted
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Teddy/Snape, Lupin/Snape (non-graphic Teddy/Victoire, Lupin/Tonks)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy Lupin's deepest, most desperate desire is to get to know his father.
Warnings: Infidelity, obsession, dwelling on dreams. Rimming, voyeurism.
Word Count: ~ 9,700
Author's Notes: Thanks to K and P for the amazing beta and to the mods for doing such a fantastic job. Dear snegurochka_lee, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.


( Mirror Inverted )

Tags: fic, slash, snape/remus, snape/teddy

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Author: mindabbles
Recipient: trubbleclef
Title: There's Something About A Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Scorpius, Charlie/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Charlie has no room in his drawers for anyone else's skivvies, Harry wallows in moral agony for a bit, Draco wants to rebuild his life, and Scorpius just wants Harry to stop being an idiot. And there's something wicked in the forest. If they're going to stop it, they're all going to have to work together.
Warnings: Rimming and other sexual activities.
Word Count: 27,500 give or take.
Author's Notes: trubbleclef, I hope you enjoy it. I used your likes: banter, rimming, and Draco as a redeemed friend. I used your prompts of Aurors and, loosely, teacher/student. Thanks for the wonderful request, it was fun! Two of Charlie's bits of relationship advice were shamelessly stolen from Dan Savage at Savage Love. Thank you so much to E and L for the beta and to the mods for being so lovely.


( There's Something About a Malfoy )

Tags: charlie/draco, fic, harry/scorpius, slash

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Author: themadmermaid
Recipient: leni_jess
Title: Strange Bedfellows
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Lucius/Narcissa
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It's been said that misery makes for strange bedfellows, and for Narcissa, her husband might be the strangest of all.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 3,900
Author's Notes: I really loved your requests, leni_jess, and I hope I have done justice to the one I chose. Thanks to my beta, S, who always takes it in stride when madness ensues right before a fic deadline.


( Strange Bedfellows )

Tags: fic, het, lucius/narcissa

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Author: snegurochka_lee
Recipient: alwaysasnapefan
Title: Hunter and Game
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Fleur
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Severus Snape used to think that he was the only spy capable of working against the Dark Lord. He was wrong.
Warnings: Implied infidelity (re: Bill/Fleur), although that isn't the focus of the story. DH-compliant. I assume that Fleur was 17, and thus of age, in GoF.
Word Count: 12,800
Author's Notes: For alwaysasnapefan, who asked for this pairing, "taken seriously." I loved the implicit challenge of that, as well as the challenge of keeping it canon-compliant. Hope you enjoy! Many thanks to beta X for all her help.


( Hunter and Game )

Tags: fic, het, snape/fleur

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Author: alwaysasnapefan
Recipient: a_belladonna
Title: Sirius Black and the Exhibitionistic Engagement: Or, Sirius Black and the Public Sex Proposal
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Hermione gets Sirius his freedom. With Ron dead, Harry invites Hermione to live at Grimmauld Place.
Warnings: Alternate Reality, masturbation, voyeurism, spanking (with the man as the recipient), exhibitionism, public sex.
Word Count: ~11,275
Author's Notes: I took forever to get started on this. Not only have I not done Harry Potter fanfiction in a while, you chose 5 really awesome pairings. I had little bits and pieces of beginnings for every pairing and eventually decided on this. Sirius/Hermione is one of the two pairings with het!Sirius that I really enjoy, and I've never written one before, so this was a really neat experience.


( Sirius Black and the Exhibitionistic Engagement: Or, Sirius Black and the Public Sex Proposal )

Tags: fic, het, sirius/hermione

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Author: coffee_n_cocoa
Recipient: chaeldub
Title: Extracurricular Lessons
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Teddy/Neville, Neville/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy wants to be a willing student, if only his chosen teacher would let him.
Warnings: Voyeurism, hint of dub-con
Word Count: 3300
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta for looking this over. Happy Springsmut, Chaeldub! I hope you enjoy the story.


( Extracurricular Lessons )

Tags: fic, neville/seamus, neville/teddy, slash

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Author: hazeleyedcappy
Recipient: midnightblue88
Title: Innocent Doesn't Mean Naïve
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Seamus/Rose
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Rose can't sleep; neither can Seamus.
Warnings: Language, possible minor (Rose is 17: though it's not directly stated in story), cross-gen.
Word Count: ~1,070
Author's Notes: midnightblue88 - Thanks for giving me such an interesting pairing to play with. I hope you like it!


( Innocent Doesn't Mean Naïve )

Tags: fic, het, seamus/rose

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Author: vanseedee
Recipient: wook77
Title: A Walk in the World
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus, Seamus/Lavender
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In a perfect world, no one gets sick, you keep the girl, and wait for your best mate to come home. In Seamus's world, things work differently.
Warnings: One NSFW postcard
Word Count: ~18,000 (including postcards)
Author's Notes: Thank you, Wook77 for this fantastic request, I had so much fun writing it. Thank you to R, the world's greatest beta, and L, the best test reader ever. All translations can be found at the end of the story.


( A Walk in the World )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, het, seamus/lavender, slash

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Author: midnightblue88
Recipient: inspired_ideas
Title: Off the Record
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Kingsley/Rita
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Kingsley needs information, but Rita isn't going to give in so easily this time.
Warnings: semi-public sex
Word Count: ~1600
Author's Notes: Thank you to my wonderful beta readers and to the Springsmut mods for their hard work running this fest. inspired_ideas, I really hope you enjoy this!


( Off the Record )

Tags: fic, het, kingsley/rita

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Author: wayharshtai
Recipient: mr_mercutio
Title: Unfinished Business
Rating: Hard R/NC-17
Pairing(s): Blaise/Draco, Blaise/other mentioned (it's a surprise).
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Blaise and Draco have "unfinished business."
Warnings: The mention of Blaise/other? Purposely done tense-changing.
Word Count: 5603
Author's Notes: Happy springsmut, mr_mercutio! I tried my best to work with everything you listed, and I hope that it's close enough to what you were looking for that you like/love it!



( Unfinished Business )

Tags: draco/blaise, fic, slash

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Author: purelush
Recipient: aestus
Title: Training Day
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Pansy/Ron
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Pansy's economic status forces her to seek employment.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: ~1174
Author's Notes: I really hope you enjoy this!!! Thanks to M for the beta.


( Training Day )

Tags: fic, het, ron/pansy

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Author: littleblackbow
Recipient: mindabbles
Title: The Ward
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Harry/Charlie
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry is going blind. Ron and Hermione need to find the Grangers. They ask Charlie to stay with Harry while they're gone.
Warnings: *Suggestion of Character Death*
Word Count: ~9,000
Author's Notes: This was hard to write, but as soon as I saw your prompts, the story just popped into my head. I'd been tossing around some of these ideas for a while, so THANK YOU for giving me an opportunity to express them! Thanks to my betas, you know who you are! You guys are the bestest!!!


( The Ward )

Tags: fic, harry/charlie, slash

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Artist: karasu_hime
Recipient: joanwilder
Title: A Promise Kept
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Severus/Bill
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Photoshop
Warnings: Naked Men
Artist's Notes: Severus was a man of his word, especially where his lover is concerned. The note says: Severus, I recall a certain promise you made... Happy Springtime Joanwilder, I do hope you find this romantic enough!


( A Promise Kept )

Tags: art, fic, snape/bill

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Author: la_dissonance
Recipient: tristesses
Title: Purity
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Andromeda/Narcissa, background permutations of Andromeda/Narcissa/Bellatrix/Regulus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It would be lying to say her sisters didn't frighten her a bit when they got like this, all private, secret, as though they were the only two such beings in the universe. As if Andromeda wasn't cut from the same cloth, as if she wasn't a Black just like them. For she was, exactly.
Warnings: Some non-con (not in main pairing); D/s; incest (see pairing); mentions of het; femslash; AU leanings (though it could go either way)
Word Count: ~10,000
Author's Notes: Hope you enjoy this, tristesses! I had so much fun playing with your prompts. Many thanks to A for the beta!


( Purity )

Tags: andromeda/narcissa, femmeslash, fic

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Author: gala_apples
Recipient: arcadian_dream
Title: Needs and Wants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Neville, with brief mention of past relationships
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ron has dozens of reasons to be straight, but one reason to be queer.
Warnings: homophobia, hurtful Weasleys and Hermione.
Word Count: ~3,500
Author's Notes: I tried to add as many of your likes as possible. This centres around hurt/comfort, with desperation, and messiness featured, and slight mentions of bondage and foodsex. My original Ginny/Luna/Neville failed miserably, I couldn't write the het of it. I hope you like this just as much.


( Needs and Wants )

Tags: fic, ron/neville, slash

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Author: wickedswanz
Recipient: inell
Title: His Sweet Angel
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Hermione/Kingsley
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Hermione takes a chance to spend one night with the man she loves. But will the man of her dreams be content with only a single night? Will she?
Warnings: Sex, language, fluff.
Word Count:7600
Author's Notes: This was surprisingly difficult to write but fun all the same


( His Sweet Angel )

Tags: fic, hermione/kingsley, het

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Author: mariamme
Recipient: magnus_leo
Title: Wartime
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Varying combinations of Lily Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Wartime did strange things to people.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: ~4,600
Author's Notes: Thank you ever so much to the lovely E. for audiencing and telling me that I was at least on the right track. And thank you also to the fantastically brilliant M. for her incredibly thorough beta and Brit-pick. This fic is vastly improved through their efforts and all remaining mistakes are of course my own.


( Wartime )

Tags: fic, het, james/lily, james/sirius, peter/lily, remus/lily, remus/sirius, slash

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Author: bookofjude
Recipient: littleblackbow
Title: On Lonely Shores, or, The Lotus Eaters
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Draco, Gilderoy/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A part of Neville Longbottom hoped that with the death of Voldemort, his parents would be free -- the same part of him that, as a child, had once blown out the candles on his birthday cake and
wished for new parents, better parents.
Warnings: Highlight to view: *Plain old man-sex,drug/aphrodisiac induced sex (could be considered non-consensual),slight, minor references to Snape/Lily*
Word Count: 31,000, give or take a few million.
Author's Notes: To my recipient: I really hope you like this. It's not exactly what you requested, but I think I've managed to tick most of the boxes. This is much longer than I had intended, and it took a lot longer than I thought it would. Either way, here it is. Thank you to everyone who helped with the story, especially my beta, the people who gave advice and comments on the in-progress text, the people who helped with the Latin translation and the rest of the academic content. I really couldn't have finished this without your help. Thanks also to the moderators, for giving me the time to get this completed and polished. All the remaining errors are my own.

To the reader: Certain phrases or words have footnotes which follow the story. These footnotes are marked with a † symbol. Clicking on that symbol will take you to the footnote. To return to the story text, simply press your back button once.


( On Lonely Shores, or, The Lotus Eaters )

Tags: draco/neville, fic, gilderoy/draco, slash

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Author: magic_at_mungos
Recipient: la_dissonance
Title: Survival
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Pansy/Ginny, Harry/Ginny (off page)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ginny is trying to get through her sixth year. Pansy is just making this harder.
Warnings: Dubious consent, guided masturbation.
Word Count: ~1,925
Author's Notes: I hope that you enjoy this. I did my best to fit some of your prompts!


( Survival )

Tags: femmeslash, fic, ginny/pansy

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Author: lavillanueva
Recipient: snarkyscorp
Title: Second To One
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius, Harry/Albus Severus/Scorpius, past Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In which Al wants Scorpius, Scorpius wants Harry, Harry wants Draco, and Draco wants nothing to do with it.
Warnings: Cross-gen, underage, light incest, dubious consent, manipulation, threesome, voyeurism, mild d/s, rough sex, dirty talk, angst, porn without much plot … I'm sure I'm forgetting a few …
Word Count: 4,700
Author's Notes: Wow, this was a tough one to write - many, many thanks to my betas for helping me whip it into shape. I couldn’t have done it without you, ladies. And thanks so much to the mods for giving me the extra time necessary to do so. snarkyscorp, I had a great time writing for you; I hope I’ve managed to hit a few of your kinks. :D


( Second to One )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, albus severus/scorpius/harry, fic, slash, threesome

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Author: luvscharlie
Recipient: lizardspots
Title: School Days Revisited
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Hermione/Ron
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Always a "good girl" during her days at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger learns what it's like to serve a "detention"… of sorts.
Warnings: Threesome, spanking, cosplay
Word Count: 3,014
Author's Notes: Thank you D. for the beta. lizardspots, I hope you like it, dear.


( School Days Revisited )

Tags: fic, harry/ron/hermione, het, slash, threesome

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Author: juniperus
Recipient: psyfic
Title: To Ev'ry Wandering Bark, A Star
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Snape/Percy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Two lost souls, resigned to loneliness, meet by chance: a tale of rapport and rediscovery told by two voices.
Warnings: First-person narration and experimental structure/formatting,
Word Count: 1,154
Author's Notes: Many thanks to m. for saving me from myself, and for her kind and generous support!


( To Ev'ry Wandering Bark, A Star )

Tags: fic, slash, snape/percy

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Author: dragyn_42
Recipient: cat_goddess
Title: The Hero's Reward
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Millicent
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Brave Neville, hero of the war, is about to receive a very educational thank you from the most unlikely of sources.
Warnings: none
Word Count: 3540
Author's Notes: This was a a challenge for me. I think I got it, though. I hope you enjoy it!


( The Hero's Reward )

Tags: fic, het, neville/millicent

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Author: marguerite_26
Recipient: dripping_cherry
Title: Anything for Him
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The lengths a son will go to for a father's love.
Warnings: Everything the pairing implies, not chan
Word Count: ~1,700
Author's Notes: This is short, but hopefully hits all the right notes for you dripping_cherry. Thank you to M, S, and R for their friendship, advice and beta review.


( Anything for Him )

Tags: draco/scorpius, fic, slash

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