Happy Springsmut, olivers_ace! Author:idea_of_sarcasm Recipient:olivers_ace Title: There Are No Constants Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron) Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions Warning(s): DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense, lol – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only secondary…. Word Count: Lots. Also known as ~40,000 Author's Notes: Much thanks to the moderators for giving me the extension I hardly deserved. And to those who looked it over for me – if anything is wrong, it's because of me entirely (it's somewhat unfair asking to read over a novella on short notice). olivers_ace, I hope this fulfills your request satisfactorily as I couldn't fit everything in, though I tried for what I could. I did so want to be able to give you your OTP, even if I have an annoying tendency to want to work within canon, so this is what resulted – the plot bunny of doom.