In These Stones Horizons Sing

I ain't never seen a place where it rains so much 'fore in my life. I wanna go out and play but it just keeps on rainin' an' rainin' an' rainin'. Seems like ever since I got well all it does is rain.

Don't it ever stop? Even for a teeny tiny little bit? There're parks to play in an' I ain't gone down a slide or swung in a swing for almost a year now.

( Private to Captain James T. Kirk )

I went through a rift! A rift! And not just any rift, the rift! I don't know about ya'll but this is some amazing stuff, right here. This beats out just about everything I've ever done and ya'll can ask anybody who knows me besides Eliot just how true that is because that's saying something, for real.

I miss coffee. Good coffee. Decaf just isn't the same.

And morning sickness is a menace. And a misnomer.

I'll compile a full list of grievances later. Maybe.

I wanna go home.

I'm going to jinx things just by saying this. It seems too quiet around here.

What- I don't-

. . . What just happened?

I decorated the flat today. I just thought it could use a bit of Christmas cheer. I guess I'm mostly trying to make up for last Christmas, that I remember anyway since we really didn't do much. It was nice, having something to occupy myself with.

I baked too...which helped me remember I'm not very good at baking. The cookies are mostly edible though.

God damn it! This is the last thing I need right now.

This is inconvenient...to say the least.

[OOC: Definite Heroes spoilers for the latest episode in comments.]

... Dad? R yuw heer?


{ooc: everyone please forgive Noah, he's five and his spelling is... limited to say the least.}

Hnn. Well it looks like there's nothing too binding in your ridiculous little contract. At least I won't have to give up any of my assets.

HOWEVER, did you think this paltry explanation will appease me? This is the sort of explanation handed to children terrified of the monsters under their bed. Torchwood, it's time for you to start explaining. If not, I'll put all my resources as the CEO of Kaibacorp into ripping the information out of you scrap by scrap.

Answers, now. I'm not the most patient man.

Sleep... would be nice. I don' think I remember it.

You've gotta be freaking kidding me.

Cardiff, Cardiff, Cardiff.

It really is an enjoyable vacationing spot. Who knows!? I may just decide to set up shop here! Wouldn't that be nice?

I mean after all, I already know so many people!