In These Stones Horizons Sing

Are there any scientists here? Geneticists, specifically. I have...a few questions that I need answers to.

Also, uh...anybody know of a good, discrete butcher?

A rift in space and time? Seriously?

I honestly don't know if I can handle any more insanity.

A rift in space and time? That just sounds completely crazy.

It's happening...again.

[OOC: Likely spoilers in comments.]

So...rift in space and time. Great. Because my life wasn't crazy enough. And somehow...not even remotely the weirdest thing I've come across. Most annoying, sure, but not the weirdest.

Any progress on the whole sending us back thing? Because that would be awesome.

I'm so confused.

That woman, Ms. Cooper, she explained it, but I still don't really understand how something like that could happen. It's really 2008? She wasn't having a laugh? The last I remember, it was 2004. None of this is making any sense. The last thing I remember...I remember things. Clearly. I guess that means the surgery worked after all. The doctors here did a scan. They told me they'd have results soon.

This... can't be right...

Alright. Fine. I'll introduce myself to all the other people that had the misfortune of being taken from their very important business to Wales.

I'm Dr. Rodney McKay, and I'm likely going to be smarter than you. I'm afraid that's just something you're going to have to put up with until I figure out a way to get us all home.