Alright, I'm confused.
July 1st, 2009
June 28th, 2009
You know if I'm going to keep getting beamed to uncomfortable places, I'm going to insist we get some kind of compensation in the form of gorgeous ladies. And handjobs
Well at least I didn't get stuck in the pipes again. That was a bit too much like getting a swirly if you ask me.
Well at least I didn't get stuck in the pipes again. That was a bit too much like getting a swirly if you ask me.
June 22nd, 2009
Cardiff. 2009. Just fucking great.
And word of advice, Captain. Don't try to touch my gun again.
[Dr. Harper] Thank you for helping my sister.
And word of advice, Captain. Don't try to touch my gun again.
[Dr. Harper] Thank you for helping my sister.
June 19th, 2009
I ain't never seen a place where it rains so much 'fore in my life. I wanna go out and play but it just keeps on rainin' an' rainin' an' rainin'. Seems like ever since I got well all it does is rain.
Don't it ever stop? Even for a teeny tiny little bit? There're parks to play in an' I ain't gone down a slide or swung in a swing for almost a year now.
( Private to Captain James T. Kirk )
Don't it ever stop? Even for a teeny tiny little bit? There're parks to play in an' I ain't gone down a slide or swung in a swing for almost a year now.
( Private to Captain James T. Kirk )
June 17th, 2009
I've been brought through a rift in space and time and picked up by the ghostbusters. And people call me crazy.
And, more importantly, my money is not in my account. Why isn't my money in my account? That was my money. I like my money. It's mine. I'm very unsettled. In an angry way.
And, more importantly, my money is not in my account. Why isn't my money in my account? That was my money. I like my money. It's mine. I'm very unsettled. In an angry way.
June 15th, 2009
A break from Miami is nice, but I don't think I would have chosen Cardiff as my must visit vacation spot. Couldn't I have gone somewhere with better shopping or something?
June 12th, 2009
Cardiff? Really? Of all the places to stick a rift in time and space, they picked Cardiff? How utterly ridiculous. Honestly, if I never see another parallel universe, it won't be quite soon enough for my tastes.
June 10th, 2009
[Filtered from kiddies eyes]
Hey Bonesy, baby.. you ever want to do that little thing you did to me with your tongue again? You can do that anytime you want. Hell, I'd do that shit in public.
Though next time, you can buy the coffee in the morning.
Hey Bonesy, baby.. you ever want to do that little thing you did to me with your tongue again? You can do that anytime you want. Hell, I'd do that shit in public.
Though next time, you can buy the coffee in the morning.
June 2nd, 2009
Well at least this shit's better than being stuck in bumfuck nowhere.
If I see any little green things with three eyes though, they're getting slayed.
Fuck that nonsense.
If I see any little green things with three eyes though, they're getting slayed.
Fuck that nonsense.
I am getting really sick of rifts in time and space. And I am less amused by people who treat this like it's an everyday occurrence. If you're so used to picking people up, you should be able to send them back.
I demand to be returned to my own time stream immediately! I was in the middle of something very important.
I demand to be returned to my own time stream immediately! I was in the middle of something very important.
June 1st, 2009
Am I hallucinating or is Captain Kirk actually here? Because there is so much wrong with that. Next thing we're going to be getting Obi-wan Kenobi or Batman...or something else completely insane.
That said though, it's pretty awesome.
Oh, and Captain America? If I'm going to keep taking care of these Weevil things that are running around, you should so pay me for it.
That said though, it's pretty awesome.
Oh, and Captain America? If I'm going to keep taking care of these Weevil things that are running around, you should so pay me for it.
May 28th, 2009
{the following is being uploaded onto the computer via voice recognition software; this explains the words being slightly misspelled as the programing types as close to the user's speech pattern as possible}
The folks I talked to when I showed up said that this ain't home and Georgia's a long ways away besides. I don't think I like that too muchand I don't know what to do when I start feelin' really bad again if I don't have my medicine and I know my family won't.
What's a place like this want with a kid like me anyhow? It just don't make sense.
The folks I talked to when I showed up said that this ain't home and Georgia's a long ways away besides. I don't think I like that too much
What's a place like this want with a kid like me anyhow? It just don't make sense.
May 27th, 2009
This is ridiculous. I'm a goddamn doctor!
Since my esteemed captain can't be bothered with pleasantries, you're going to have to settle for me. I'm Dr. Leonard H. McCoy. Just call me Bones. The other fellow is Captain James T. Kirk. Just call him an idiot.
I need a drink.
Since my esteemed captain can't be bothered with pleasantries, you're going to have to settle for me. I'm Dr. Leonard H. McCoy. Just call me Bones. The other fellow is Captain James T. Kirk. Just call him an idiot.
I need a drink.
Nothing ever goes the way it's supposed to, does it? You become the youngest person in history to get your own ship and this happens.
Figures.
Figures.