In These Stones Horizons Sing

Well that wasn't interesting at all. I'm gettin kinda tired goin through the rift.

I'm going to jinx things just by saying this. It seems too quiet around here.

Alright then, I suppose I should apologize for being rather scarce lately, being employed by Torchwood will do that to you. [Oh don't fret, I love you all dearly]. But now that I've got some free time here, I'd like to welcome all of our new arrivals. I'm Martha Jones and I will be happy to assist any of you in any way that I can.

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Tish, what do you say to getting something to eat? I feel like I haven't seen you in ages, even though we live together.

I suggest someone explain this.

Now.

Alright then. I suppose I should follow the other Joneses, as well as Gwen, and introduce myself. I'm Tish Jones, Martha's sister. I'm sort of helping out at Torchwood at the moment, mostly support stuff. If you call them at two in the afternoon then I'm usually the person on the other end of the phone.

I also know all the best places to go, and all the important sights, so if you want to get out and see some of the city then just let me know and I can organise something. Also, if you have a problem that's more along the lines of not getting along with a roommate, and less a weevil is attacking you, then I'm the girl you call.

Seriously. If you're being attacked by a weevil then call someone else. I'm bleeding useless at that sort of thing.

Alright then, best be getting on with this. So I'm Martha Jones, or Dr. Jones if you'd prefer, I'll answer to either really. I'm with Torchwood, and here to assist all of you in any way that I can, so if you have any questions or concerns, you know where to find me. And if I'm not there and you meet a girl that looks a bit like me, it just might be my sister Tish, so say hello!

That's it then. Hopefully you're all adjusting nicely. This is a lovely place, really.