Okay, listen up, my fine-feathered friends (or some with scales, fur, whatever). I don't usually do shit like this but I'm in a particularly jolly mood this year
and my birthday happens to fall on Christmas. So, I'm doing it - I'm
actually throwing a party. Kind of a 'boliday' party if you will.
( Deets below )What: See above
Where: My beach cottage, inside and on the surrounding beach area
When: December 22nd, 7:00 pm til I kick your ass out
What To Bring: Yourself and/or a +1 if you feel like
What's Off Limits: Destruction of property, littering on the beach, fucking in my bed because I will literally kill you, eggnog because it tastes like wet socks. Sorry, drink it outside if you must.
That's all. See you later, babes~