Summerview

So, new in town, name's Wyatt and whilst the other guy has offered general services for the fixing of things I know my way around an engine and will hopefully (if the interview goes well) be starting work at the auto-shop in town on Monday.

Long story short if you've got anything mechanical that needs fixing them I'm your guy.

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Date: 29th March

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Date: 29th March

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Crawfish boils are how we herald the arrival of spring in Nawlins. Here, at Boudin, we will be doing the same thing for the next three weekends or so. Pounds and pounds of boiled crawfish - spiced in the best kind of way, meaning citrus, pepper, and clove - with red bliss potatoes, andouille sausage, and corn on the cob.

It is literally all boiled in a pot and then dumped out onto a long, communal table. You eat with your hands - pull-suck-peel-and-pinch the crawfish - which is why these events are best done outside, so you must join us on the wharf. We will be hard to miss, considering how messy it is - if you don’t have crawfish juice running up to your elbows and spices and bits of shell beneath your fingernails, you’re doing it wrong. Wet naps will be available.

For those who do not wish to eat with their hands this kind of way, there will be stuffed crabs, crawfish pies, alligator sausage, and turtle soup also available for spring. Best with beer served in a frozen goblet.

So I've been reliably informed that this is the right place to be posting to reach a wider audience than a crappy flyer in the Satyr.

I'm Ashley, new to town, pretty good at fixing shit. If you've got something that's broke give me a shout, I can come help.

Hello Citizenry of Summerview. To celebrate the six-year anniversary of The Long Way Down there will be a big celebration this Saturday evening where we unveil our new permanent rooftop eating/seating area.

There will be raffles, drink specials, food specials, and a band. for some reason. All current and former employees get a free drink and meal.

I also bought a new oak table that doesn't have knife marks in it yet for the roof so uh, lets keep five finger fillet challenges inside for a bit alright? Thanks.

Locked to Current Employees

I expect tips to be pretty good that night, I'll be working pretty much all night, but if anyone wants to only work a half shift so they can still have a good time and relax let me know.

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To whoever has been breaking into my office:

Perhaps you need a new hobby, or at the very least the balls to not crawl through the vents like a rat.

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To: Samuel, Matt, Gabe, Samson
From: Kanuna
When: March 22

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Goddamn it.

Hi Summerview,

If anyone happens to encounter some...very small and very very friendly sentient clouds, please call me or return them to La Luna Verde.

1. Please don't put them in jars or other sealed containers, it makes them dissipate. They're usually pretty content to just be held.

2. Please be gentle, they're very delicate.

Thanks,

Miguel de la Guardia



[OOC: This is open, y'all go nuts.]

( GRAND OPENING - Montagne Gallery Summerview )

To anyone and everyone who may have woken up to find parts of their home/car/store/dogmailbox suddenly colored blue: mea culpa, Summerview. Please forward the bill for the repainting/repair to my goddamn finally reinstated address at 1214 Mockingbird Lane.

Now pardon me while I go gloat over the conquered bounty of closet space as God and capitalism intended.


[OOC: This is conclusion to the nonsense first started here, meaning the St. Pier house is back in its place on Mockingbird Lane. The colorful consequences mentioned above could've happened anywhere on the island. Anywhere.]

Alright, Summerview.

I can't believe I'm asking this, but does anyone on this island know how to... Rearrange a living space to... Cleanse its energy?

Asking for a friend