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Date: 29th March

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Date: 29th March

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Date: 29th March

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Crawfish boils are how we herald the arrival of spring in Nawlins. Here, at Boudin, we will be doing the same thing for the next three weekends or so. Pounds and pounds of boiled crawfish - spiced in the best kind of way, meaning citrus, pepper, and clove - with red bliss potatoes, andouille sausage, and corn on the cob.

It is literally all boiled in a pot and then dumped out onto a long, communal table. You eat with your hands - pull-suck-peel-and-pinch the crawfish - which is why these events are best done outside, so you must join us on the wharf. We will be hard to miss, considering how messy it is - if you don’t have crawfish juice running up to your elbows and spices and bits of shell beneath your fingernails, you’re doing it wrong. Wet naps will be available.

For those who do not wish to eat with their hands this kind of way, there will be stuffed crabs, crawfish pies, alligator sausage, and turtle soup also available for spring. Best with beer served in a frozen goblet.

So I've been reliably informed that this is the right place to be posting to reach a wider audience than a crappy flyer in the Satyr.

I'm Ashley, new to town, pretty good at fixing shit. If you've got something that's broke give me a shout, I can come help.

Hello Citizenry of Summerview. To celebrate the six-year anniversary of The Long Way Down there will be a big celebration this Saturday evening where we unveil our new permanent rooftop eating/seating area.

There will be raffles, drink specials, food specials, and a band. for some reason. All current and former employees get a free drink and meal.

I also bought a new oak table that doesn't have knife marks in it yet for the roof so uh, lets keep five finger fillet challenges inside for a bit alright? Thanks.

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I expect tips to be pretty good that night, I'll be working pretty much all night, but if anyone wants to only work a half shift so they can still have a good time and relax let me know.

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From: Danny
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Goddamn it.

Hi Summerview,

If anyone happens to encounter some...very small and very very friendly sentient clouds, please call me or return them to La Luna Verde.

1. Please don't put them in jars or other sealed containers, it makes them dissipate. They're usually pretty content to just be held.

2. Please be gentle, they're very delicate.

Thanks,

Miguel de la Guardia



[OOC: This is open, y'all go nuts.]

Alright, Summerview.

I can't believe I'm asking this, but does anyone on this island know how to... Rearrange a living space to... Cleanse its energy?

Asking for a friend

In honor of the Ides of March, Shakespeare and most of all, my namesake, In Vino Veritas will be holding an evening of whiskey sampling on Friday, March 15th.


For the adventurous, build your own sample flight from select whiskeys. Or, if you don't know where to begin, ask one of the bartenders on duty to curate one for you. They know what they're doing.


A special whiskey and food pairing menu will also be available for one night only.


Come for the whiskey flights, stay for the band, no togas required.

We are far past the red heart vomit that is Valentine's Day and are well into Mardi Gras. This is why we have celebrations going on at Boudin - crawfish fritters, seafood gumbo, Hurricane specials, and more. Not to mention free beads. We also have absinthe, for some authentic cocktails if that is more your thing. Danny makes it perfectly, complete with silver spoon and sugar cube.

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What's good in NYC these days? Been a decade or two since I've visited the big rotten apple.

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So general appeal here, does anybody have any expertise or knowledge on how to treat silver wounds? I ask because my kid came home shot up and whilst I've been able to sort the burns on his fingers I can't do a whole lot for the wound on his leg and I fucking hate that and I'd really like for it to stop hurting him.

Oh shit, it's too bad about those meat sacks at Big Pharma.
Guess it goes to show you shouldn't be chopping off pieces of us to turn a profit. Who wouldda thought?



If anyone wants a copy of the picture the article talks about, hit me up. I know someone who knows someone who has a friend who got the message.

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If anyone has a secret crush on me, better speak up before I spend all my Valentine money on weed.

So, a little bit about bar etiquette, since some of you seem not to be aware of the mores. Here are six seven eight ten things sure to annoy your bartender [EDITED]:

1. Do not tear apart napkins or coasters. Unless you're a gerbil, why would you do that? They're not toys.
2. Don't touch my tools or the garnishes. Don't reach over the bar at all. You'll spread your cooties and if I don't want them, I'm sure your fellow patrons don't either.
3. Don't be rude.

The guy who can't hold his liquor and wants to fight

The girl who is trying to impress people by bossing me around. If your date is nice to you but rude to waitstaff, they're not a nice person

The guy/girl who will hit on me non-stop. Especially do not grope or touch me in any way

The girl who tries to get my attention by snapping her fingers, yelling, "Hey, you," sighing loudly, or tapping on the bar. I'm not your trained monkey. Wait your turn

The guy who drinks his entire drink, says I made it wrong and refuses to pay
4. Tip your bartender. Fifteen to 20 percent for a job well done, people. No excuses. Bad tippers are bad people.
5. The bar isn't a good place for Third-Base. Explore one another's molars and private grooming habits somewhere else, please. Keep it out of the bathroom, too. We're the ones who have to chase you out with your pants around you ankles.
6. Vaping. Seriously? Bending down so I don't see you inhale doesn't mean I don't see the massive cloud of Orange Picachi Tampico Punch in the air. At least have the courtesy to go do it in the bathroom.
7. When I ask for your keys because you're too drunk to drive, give them over. I'll call you a Lyft. I don't need your life or the life of the people you kill by vehicular manslaughter to be on my conscience. Also, dead customers are not good for business. Daniel is on call to boot your car if you refuse.
8. No means no. This is just the basic fucking rule of decency for all of life. If someone says no to something (a drink, a dance, a phone number exchange), just let it go. If you're being a creep, I will make sure you are banned.
9. Put your phone on silent or at least vibrate. You're not that important. No one in the place needs to hear your phone go off. You're at a bar. Talk to people around you. Oh, and don't try to order drinks while you're on a phone call. You will be ignored until you're off.
10. If you break a glass or spill, tell someone. Yeah you'll probably get made fun of for the foul, but it's better than someone slipping or gouging themselves on broken glass.

Any other bartenders out there can back me up? Did I forget anything?

Hey everyone! Just so you know, we have some winter wreaths for doors for sale right now made with various evergreens including:
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✾ Pines: bristlecone, pondarosa, and long-leaf
✾ Juniper
✾ Holly
✾ Firs.

We also have plenty of floral arrangements I can deliver to keep safe from the winter chill. Come see up!!!

Hey kids-- I'm detective Greg or just Greg. The barrier is weak as shit, slackers.

I'm here to make sure you stay alive. Other havens are undergoing investigations, and they've already endured worse than barrier problems.

You find something or suspect anyone out of the obvious? Make a report at the station and do your part.