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Why are there sightless, creepy little RODENTS in my apartment??

I am OFF, motherfuckers! Can you keep your shit on YOUR SIDE of the line?? I can't even take their corpses outside because HELLO SUNLIGHT. Unacceptable.

The mayor's been assured that the threat's contained. Skepticism is still high, but you try covering up an entire fucking army. Whatever. Those that needed to be memory-blasted have been, and those that can be leaned on are now at an angle. I am tired, I am hungry, I have had a small but significant percentage of City Council ogle my boobs and call me "sweetie", and I am done with this Darkspawn BS.

Todd, if my bonus this year is a subscription to a Jelly of the Month club I swear to God...

Who wants to tell me I'm awesome?

I need a few extra hands! Some of those dastardly demon sorts managed to burrow into the library, and I need some extra help inventory and reconstruction on the part they got into.

Thanks in advance!

On the off chance that anyone is wondering where Agent Rodd is — or just noticing that I only seem to be around half as much — he's been called to start restructuring Department efforts in Peculiar, MO. I'll let him know you're all thinking of him and send him a basket of soaps.

I just hope that



[...] Good job with the darkspawn.

I've been here for a couple of days now, so I should probably introduce myself. I'm Charles Xavier. Some of you have already met my friend, Erik. I'm from the same reality, and yes, I happen to be a mutant. I'm psychic, as a matter of fact, so this is the disclaimer that I really try not to read people's minds if I can help it.

Although one of you does have "Hey Mickey" stuck in your head and it's infectious, so thank you for that.



AGENT TODD:

Let's talk, you and I.

Listen up, fives, a ten is talking.

The outside POV's been handled - anyone who starts talking time travel is already just crazy enough to be ignored by the general population; I've done some work connecting the arrival of Our Chatty Youths to an escape from a local mental health facility and we may be seeing some spillover from that. I've taken care to empathize that no one who escaped is violent, so with any luck, if you people are assholes you won't get shot.

And for those of you who actually are violent, need I remind you that you come into our house, you bring your bite-y vampires and werewolves over, and you fucked up a perfectly nice little town and you gave it anxiety? Should I make reference to more memes or has the point been made? You're a guest in our home, sweetheart. Use your table manners.

Questions, comments, suggestions that will surely be discarded?

For anyone who's been stuck talking to him, Cas still isn't back to his old self and seems to think that blowing Fairharbor off the face of the earth will make God happy. Convincing him that's bullshit has gotten me exactly nowhere, so I trapped him in a ring of holy fire in the basement. He probably still has his phone on him, so if he tries to talk any of you into getting him out of there, don't fucking do it. Whatever jumped him back in time also powered him back up, and with all of his mojo on he could smite the town without breaking a sweat, so just... leave him alone.

So obviously, we've got a problem here. A number of drif people have been reverted to a younger version of themselves, with no memory of this place or most (if not all) of the people in it. If you feel suddenly deposited in a weird world surrounded by strangers, or if someone you care about's been affected, please don't panic. If you need help, if you're injured or just trying to figure out how to eat and where to sleep, please let us help you. We're doing our best to sort out why this happened and how, but it's gonna take time.

To help us help you, I need to make sure we know everyone who's been affected. This is the list I have so far:

Nathan Drake
Evie Frye
Ezio Auditore
Jesse McCree
Reaper Gabriel Reyes
Soldier 76 Jack Morrison
Reinhardt Wilhelm
Lady Maria
Melissa McCall Delgado
Bucky Barnes
Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy nar Rayya
Kira Manning
Sam Winchester
Castiel
Kate Marsh
Isabela
Cassandra Pentaghast
Simon Jarrett
Lambert

If there are names missing, it's because I haven't seen the person for myself, seen them on the network, or been told by someone else that they've been affected. Please, let me know whoever's been missed as soon as possible.

And in related news, tonight's a full moon. Yes, werewolves are real. Please stay indoors and report any sightings. Be careful. I realize a lot of us are worried and confused, but we need to stay vigilant. If you're unaffected and able, we need all the hunters we can get this month.

Thank you.

Good Morning Breakwater Point! It's Hermes with the Society for Less Government Control and I, like my comrade in arms, have some points for you to memorize!

The Department are the shady motherfuckers, not Werewolves. Not Vampires. Sure, they can be dangerous in the right light, but the Department? They manipulate you. They wipe memories. They control you. Don't let them.

There are at least two other portals. Up to seven. The Department doesn't want people to know this.

There are no hard truths.

Form your own opinions, but look beyond. Do research. Ask questions.

I stole access to the network via Velma from accoun They finally gave me access to here too, because you can't stop the truth from eventually coming out. Who knows how many people from other worlds are stuck in other towns with the Department just leaving them to their devices until they're considered useful enough to stop an attack?

Tags: blaine hummel-anderson, commander shepard, d. va, derek hale, ezio auditore, gale hawthorne, hermes grey, hikaru sulu, petra falconbury, scott mccall

[TEAM ASSASSIN, COMMUNITY LEADERS, TODD, PETRA]

The Werewolf in question has been neutralized, as he became incredibly hostile during interrogation and attacked us. He was, as my brother is fond of saying a "right arse".

We did confirm that he's a werewolf from the same origin world as Mister Lupin, and have also informed the medical personnel looking after the civilian for their knowledge. I haven't reached out to Mr. Lupin, but I would imagine his input will be valuable in helping.

My full report has now been sent to all of you, but feel free to reach out if you've any questions.

Good morning, Breakwater Point! It's Petra with the PR Department of the Department (yeah, it's clunky), and I have some points for you to memorize, and trust me, I am just as delighted about having had to write them on a Sunday morning as you are about having to read them:

• The night of the 18th, there was a rabid dog attack with one civilian as a casualty.
  
• Said civilian is being treated by the best care the city can provide.
  
• The offending animal was removed from the scene and put down by local Animal Control (pour one out for the fake rabid dog).
  
• There are no werewolves.
  
• There were never any werewolves.
  
• In fact, there will never be any werewolves, so if this happens again? Still no werewolves.

They finally gave me access to this network, so this will be my primary method of communication to ensure that everyone in this lovely community stays on message. Have a great rest of the weekend, and try not to be newsworthy.

How many of you were on werewolf duty on the night of the 18th and how many of you were slacking the fuck off because you decided it wasn't actually your goddamn problem?