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Tweak says, "he’s got the tattoo"

eddie likes to (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-03-25 03:57:00

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riddler, stephanie brown

[Stephanie B.]
[Eddie's been veerrry careful around Stephanie since the failed birthday celebration. On Tuesday morning, Eddie's gone bright and early, but he's left her a green health juice in the fridge and a wildflower bouquet on the table with a note:]

Riddle me this: Should I visit Arkham to destroy my deactivated tech and check out new warden? y/n/vy?

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	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	[Hand sliding down his cheek and across his jaw until she reaches his chin. Affectionately.] You sneaky son of a bitch. Why am I not surprised? [Her index finger runs delicately across his bottom lip. She looks up at him with a smile, feigning curious eyes. Teasing] Was she a good enough kisser? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	[He smiles up at her.] She was fine. I was more excited about how I outsmarted her, honestly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	[An honest laugh. Quiet and amused and so in love with him.] Always such a dork, Nashton. [Needling. Finger still brushing against his lip.] Would you've tried to outsmart me if I didn't give into your charms? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	[He gently bites at her finger.] How do you know for sure I didn't outsmart you to begin with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	[A gaaasssppp!!] Did you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	[A loud laugh.] The long con! Finally! Bow before the master thief, The Ridd- [Then he stops dead.] Wait, it's been too long. I forgot what I seduced you for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	[She stands straight and shoves him lightly. Smugly.] Maybe I'm the one that conned you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	[He tugs at one of her hands, chin lifting up for a kiss.] What could you possibly want from a guy like me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	[Hovering her mouth over his. Grinning.] Oh, I dunno. Money, experience. Sexual prowess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	[Soft, soft pleading noise.] Why do I get the feeling you're trying to con me all over again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	[Smirk. Sliding her hands up his thighs.] I learned from the best, didn't I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	[Like she's holding him hostage.] Take whatever you want, lady. Just save me some dignity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	[Pleased smile. Then the quickest peck of a kiss, like she stole it.] You've got no dignity left, Nashton. You lost that years ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	[He leans in to try and catch more than just a peck, but then settles back in his seat. Teasing.] Is that how you talk to war heroes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	[Exaggerated Gotham accent.] Mom and dad never taught me a damn thing about respect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	[He does one too but it's sooo old timey it hurts.] The only thing my dad taught me was the backside of his hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	[Pulling back. Deadpanned.] You sound 95 when you do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	[Seriously.] That's because I am 95. [...] Wait! [Mental math that takes less than a second.] 100. I'm 100. 101 in June. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	[A GROAANNNN. Like this is surprising.] Oh my god, you are as old as dirt. You're older than sliced bread! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	[Raised finger.] I am ten years older than sliced bread, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	[Smirking, she steps away, hands up in defeat.] Nope. Don't think I'm cut out for this AARP commercial. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	[Sadly.] And, you wonder why I hate celebrating my birthday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	[Smile.] Well, that's why we're saying you're late 30...ish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	If you grow old enough to see me look like I'm in my 90's, will you keep me around? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	[Amused.] Baby, I'll be in my 80's, so bring it. Most guys have their crises by then. You could want to get rid of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)