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eddie likes to (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-03-25 03:57:00

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riddler, stephanie brown

[Stephanie B.]
[Eddie's been veerrry careful around Stephanie since the failed birthday celebration. On Tuesday morning, Eddie's gone bright and early, but he's left her a green health juice in the fridge and a wildflower bouquet on the table with a note:]

Riddle me this: Should I visit Arkham to destroy my deactivated tech and check out new warden? y/n/vy?

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	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-26 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	I've already had my crisis at least four different times. I think you're safe, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-26 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	[She steps back towards him, nudging until she can stand between his legs.] Oh yeah? And which ones were those? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 07:48 am UTC (link)
	[He pulls her closer, hands on her hips.] Hush, neck tattoo, biker sluts and that time I collected every crime prop in a giant warehouse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 08:06 am UTC (link)
	[Humming. Hovering her mouth over him. A smirk.] Some people might say I'm a century-life crisis. [Fingers idly tracing the tattoos on his arms as she curves down to press a kiss to his neck.] And you're pretty close to neck tattoo status right now, baby. [Looking up at him, blue eyes bright and a smile on her lips.] All this ink, the buff arms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 08:07 am UTC (link)
	[Rumble, rumble. Looking at her with a grin.] Does this mean I get to have plastic surgery? [Whispered.] It wasn't just a neck tattoo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 08:13 am UTC (link)
	If that's what you really, really want. [Smirk. Kisses randomly around his neck, and she nips at his Adam's apple. One hand sliding away from his arm and under his shirt.] Maybe I should get plastic surgery to look like pretty French girls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 08:18 am UTC (link)
	[He tries to catch her lips as she peppers his skin with kisses.] You don't even know what French girls look like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 08:20 am UTC (link)
	[Obliging him a few quick kisses, tiny pecks of the lip, and that's it.] I could google it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 08:36 am UTC (link)
	[Fine! He turns away from her, facing the counter again.] I think you better search on safe mode if you do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 08:41 am UTC (link)
	[A whiiiinee. Kisses to his jaw like she hadn't denied him first.] I could just look through your browser history. I'm sure I'll find something I'm looking for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 08:42 am UTC (link)
	[Leaaaaning away from her.] All you'll find on my browser history are poems about how much I love you a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 08:44 am UTC (link)
	[Pressing against him, hand going higher up his shirt.] That's just because you deleted the rest! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 08:45 am UTC (link)
	[Leeeaanning, swatting her away.] I swear to god almighty in heaven! Go check right now! That's all I do! Write poems about how nice you are and program computers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 08:48 am UTC (link)
	[Relentless. Leaning along with him.] You've got a secret stash somewhere. French girls, suicide girls, something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 08:51 am UTC (link)
	All I need is yo- [His stool falls over. Chaos erupts as he hits the ground, flailing limbs everywhere.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 08:59 am UTC (link)
	[A loud shriek as she tumbles down with him and falls on top of him with an echoing owwww. Strained, splayed across him as she slowly pulls her arm out of his shirt.] This is the last time I try to fool around with you on a stool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 09:04 am UTC (link)
	[Laughing and laughing. Gasping for air. He tries to untangle her from him.] Okay. Okay. I have some dirty mags under the bed. And, back on Earth-3 I stole some from Lucha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 09:09 am UTC (link)
	[Giggling as he tries to recover. Then a smirk. She doesn't let him off that easily. Straddling his waist and pinning his shoulders to the ground, though he could easily throw off her hold.] For those looongg lonely nights when I'm out saving the world? Or retainer nights? [Eyebrow wiggle.] Or are you just that much of a sex addict, Nashton? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 09:15 am UTC (link)
	[Nope. Likes getting pinned too much. He wiggles a little, but doesn't try to move her. Yet.] What I do with my free time is none of your beeswax, Stephanie Brown. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 09:17 am UTC (link)
	[Loftily. Eyes up and away from him.] Oh I think it is, Edward Nashton. I really think it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 09:19 am UTC (link)
	[He wrestles one hand off his shoulder and tugs her closer.] You're telling me you don't have some superhero nude calander around here somewhere? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Ew, gross! [She resists the tug with a smirk.] Eddie let's think about it. Most superheros are like...relatives of mine at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 09:27 am UTC (link)
	[He kicks his heels on the ground in thought. He lets go of her arm in defeat and lays his arms flat across the ground like a dead man.] Not the Super ones. Not even the Lanterns! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 09:29 am UTC (link)
	[Looking down on him, eyes closing with a pleased little hum.] You're right. Those Lanterns are pretty sexy. The Supers are too clean-cut boy scouts for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 09:32 am UTC (link)
	[Offended. He slooowwlly turns his chin away from her and even more sllloowwwwllly crosses his arms over his chest.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)