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Tweak says, "So ya better get outta my way"

eddie likes to (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-03-25 03:57:00

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riddler, stephanie brown

[Stephanie B.]
[Eddie's been veerrry careful around Stephanie since the failed birthday celebration. On Tuesday morning, Eddie's gone bright and early, but he's left her a green health juice in the fridge and a wildflower bouquet on the table with a note:]

Riddle me this: Should I visit Arkham to destroy my deactivated tech and check out new warden? y/n/vy?

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	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 10:08 am UTC (link)
	[The strruuuggllllee. Eddie winches like she's hurting him, even though he's still smiling. He lowers her fingers to try and catch a kiss, his arms wrapping around her and slowly tightening to try and keep her close.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 10:13 am UTC (link)
	[She kisses the corner of his mouth, hesitating as if she's mulling it all over. Both hands tangling in his hair.] I guess he can't beg for kisses and affection when he can't talk though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 10:15 am UTC (link)
	[Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnee.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 10:18 am UTC (link)
	[A brush of her lips to his cheek. So chaste!] He can't tell me what he wants for dinner, how Game of Thrones is going, how he wants me to please him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 10:20 am UTC (link)
	[Eyeroll.] You don't even know the difference between a Targaryen and- oop [He covers his mouth, trying not to laugh.] Mulligan! [Quietly.] Also, I think the chicken's going to start burning soon. [Then loud again.] Mulligan! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 10:25 am UTC (link)
	[Rolling off of him without any more pretense. Outraged, as she gets up.] Mulligans?!? I didn't even know those things were still in play! [A scoff, standing up.] Psssh, mulligans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 10:27 am UTC (link)
	[He lays there for a little while longer. Hands behind his head like he's relaxing on the beach.] I didn't need mulligans when everything was trying to murder us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 10:29 am UTC (link)
	[Smirking down at him before strolling around to the kitchen again.] And now that we're left to our own devices, we're our own worst enemies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 10:33 am UTC (link)
	[He slowly gets to his feet. Trying to fix his hair.] Or we can take the time to enjoy each other's company. When was the last time we had an entire day off that wasn't an anniversary? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 10:37 am UTC (link)
	[Glancing over her shoulder. Affectionately.] I like it when your hair is messy, baby. [Shrugging, pulling out the perfect shake n bake chicken.] Years and years. Too long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 10:40 am UTC (link)
	[Hmph.] I work so hard to keep it gelled just right. [His hair springs in defiance of that. He leans on the counter, watching her be all domestic.] See? We can have it now. Sure, I might get on your nerves now that we don't have a war to focus on. But, that's what the couch is for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 10:49 am UTC (link)
	[Wrinkling her nose as she smiles.] I think it's sexy. [She places the pan on the stove top and tosses the oven mitt at his head.] Is that what you're looking for? Intimate time with the couch? [Dodging behind the fridge door for retaliation attacks.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 10:53 am UTC (link)
	[He snags the mitt before it can hit his head and goes to throw it back at her, waiting for her to pop back up from behind the fridge. So seriously it's funny:] Well, no. If I spend too much time with the couch, I'm going to piss it off, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 10:57 am UTC (link)
	[Sllowwwlllyyy peaking over the top of the door. Like she's hiding on a mission. Shrug in her voice.] The poor couch. It'll have to suffer. Or you could switch to the server room for a while if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 10:58 am UTC (link)
	[He fakes a throw at her.] Hey. The server room is the only thing that doesn't get sick of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 11:01 am UTC (link)
	[Dodging back under before peaking up again. This time, she's holding out the ketchup bottle like a weapon.] The server room has been lying to you, war hero. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 11:02 am UTC (link)
	How dare you. [He throws the mitt and misses wildly.] Well, I guess I should be thankful I have enough places to rotate through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 11:04 am UTC (link)
	[She shoots in a panic, landing somewhere on the wall near him.] Oops. [Smirk, standing up. Pulling out the salad, closing the door with her hip.] I'm gonna start locking rooms on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 11:07 am UTC (link)
	[Eddie dodges out of the way, laughing. He leans on the nearby wall, crossing his arms.] Lock me in or lock me out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 11:09 am UTC (link)
	[Loftily.] Whatever is most effective that day, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 11:10 am UTC (link)
	[Defeated.] Welp, I better invest in some silent treatment classes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie forthem 2014-03-27 11:16 am UTC (link)
	[Walking past him with the salad, she bumps her hip into his side before going to the table and placing it next to the vase of flowers he got her.] I think I'd rather you just try to charm your way out of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 11:17 am UTC (link)
	[He throws his hands up in the air with a shrug.] We don't always get what we want, Stephanie Brown. [He follows after her and takes a seat.] Besides, if you haven't noticed, the charm only gets me so far. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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2014-03-27 11:23 am UTC (link)

[She rounds around the table to pour some iced tea for him from the pitcher on the table, then a glass of her own. Before going back to get the chicken, she leans forward and presses a kiss to the side of his temple, then goes to move the chicken on a serving plate.] Maybe you've gotta brainstorm some better methods. Silent treatment clearly doesn't work for you either.

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	Re: steph/eddie riddlethem 2014-03-27 11:24 am UTC (link)
	[Pleased noise when she kisses his temple and then he takes a sip of ice tea.] Arts and crafts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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