I'm going to rec one of my own fics today, because I just got a positive review for it and I had to go back and read it myself. I should have realized that I shouldn't read one of my own crackfics with tea in my mouth...

Title: The World Has Officially Ended and Now We Are In Hell
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Trevor the Toad/Madame Pomfrey/Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore/Minerva McGonagall/Ron Weasley/The Mimblus Mimbletonia (WTF???)
Summary: It was an accident! He swears on his Gran's life it was an accident!
Rating: R for language and other such craziness.
Warnings:Bestiality (blink and you'll miss it!), Severus insane, no DH spoilers.
Word count: 625 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: I place the blame solely on eeyore9990 for this act of depravity. Inspired by this post.

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Go and read.