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Welp, I don't know about all of you, but my NYE was fan-fucking-tastic. No regrets about having to toss that pair of heels either, they were absolute shite if they broke that easily. Much love to my favorite coworker for giving me a ride.

You guys, if you haven't checked out PelleK then go go go and do it now. His voice... his eyes... looks like I'm booking a trip to Norway eventually.

New Years hang overs are the best. There were only a few times when I had to throw men out of the club last night, but the boss was being a generous man and let us drink.

Come 12:00AM on January 1st I better have either another person or a bottle of vodka on my lips.

This is the first Christmas where I'm not on duty, not in Afghanistan, Iraq or Vietnam or on call.

I won't know what to do with myself.

Anyone else getting real sick and tired of all this forced Christmas cheer?

Don't get me wrong, I love the holidays, but being told what I have to sing at work is pretty frustrating. Therefore, management shouldn't have been surprised when I sang the Christmas carols I like and not the ones they wanted. Not everyone wants to rock around the Christmas tree, some of us get our holly jollies off elsewhere, you dig?