Conquistadores Network

I just saw a commercial for Versace's Eros cologne. WHAT. IS. THAT? Ugh. There is a picture of some woman on the bottle. I couldn't figure out what that was supposed to be. Apparently, it's Medusa. What is she doing on something with my name on it? That doesn't make any sense to me. Humans...

So, Christmas is soon. Have you gotten my gifts yet?