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Party at my club for New Years Eve. Come for the drinks, stay for the fights. Drinks on the house at midnight only.

Anyone else getting real sick and tired of all this forced Christmas cheer?

Don't get me wrong, I love the holidays, but being told what I have to sing at work is pretty frustrating. Therefore, management shouldn't have been surprised when I sang the Christmas carols I like and not the ones they wanted. Not everyone wants to rock around the Christmas tree, some of us get our holly jollies off elsewhere, you dig?

Even though the Powers That Be at work have outlawed any sort of decoration for any holiday due to some hijinks with a plastic pumpkin, a batch of chemicals, and the fume hood last year, some enterprising and reckless coworkers decided to disregard this ruling.

Today I walked into the lab and saw this.

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It's our Chemis-tree. I think it's cute.

My lab partner and I have a bet going on how long it's going to last. She says tomorrow, I say Wednesday.

I just saw a commercial for Versace's Eros cologne. WHAT. IS. THAT? Ugh. There is a picture of some woman on the bottle. I couldn't figure out what that was supposed to be. Apparently, it's Medusa. What is she doing on something with my name on it? That doesn't make any sense to me. Humans...

So, Christmas is soon. Have you gotten my gifts yet?

Boo hoo hoo. Poor Odin is dead, let's all mourn for him.

I for one am glad to see that loathsome bearded idiot dead. I only regret that I hadn't been the one to devour him.

What a tragedy! O, so terrible! How will this effect the fragile hierarchy? Who will fight for the crown? Will it be Loki, the not!son, or maybe Thor, in all his mighty mightiness! He could just hammer Loki into the ground, but will their beautiful love light the way to a joint kingdom? Stay tuned.

But I think the most important questions we should ask ourselves are: who will inherit the eyepatch? Do his ravens like shiny things? What's going onto his tombstone? Who gets Octohorse?

Let the blame game start.

Meanwhile, I'll just finish this bottle of wine.